Flump

To fall. Another term for sex. Noise something makes.

Did yall flump? What the flump was that? That thing just flumped on the ground

by Will Vercetti May 3, 2009

Mumple Frumps

Balls so hairy that they are not visible to the naked eye.

Holy crap! My dads got mumple frumps!

by MacW October 22, 2003

frump

to frump somebody is to friend dump them

"man, she just frumped me"

"she is so annoying, I'm about to frump her"

by DPSH June 10, 2009

flumping

To recieve felatio whilst taking a dump.

I was flumping that Doris last night.
I was on the Gary getting flumped.

by The Gecko January 19, 2004

flumpet

Used to simultaneously refer to both the flute and trumpet sections of a band. Those within the flumpet section tend to think they're the best, even if they are not. They are brainwashed into thinking that "FLUMPETS R PWN" when, in fact, the Tubonerphone section is the best. 'Nuff said.

Trumpet player: "The flumpet section is obviously the best."

Trombone player: "And by obviously, you mean most definitely not. Sorry to break it to you, but Tubonerphones are the best."

by He's a SQUIRREL July 26, 2010

flumping

Sometimes known as stuffing rope, or stuffing the marshmallow, the art of flumping is one whereby a male consumes too much alcohol, resulting in his penis resembling that of a marshmallow. He then proceeds to try and fold and push it into the woman's vagina - unsuccessfully.

Eliot - hey man, where'd you go last night?
Stu - went back with that girl.
Eliot - sweet, good night?
Stu - yeah, ended up flumping for 3 hours.

by sirflumpalot December 13, 2009

Frumping

the act of inserting one's penis into a lady's armpit. preferably a sweaty one, or with a bit of moisturising lotion.

i was frumping with a bagpipe player the other day, it was MEGA!

by Barry Dunne September 15, 2007