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I fuck with my shoes off

What you say to a woman you’re about to fuck when you don’t want to use a condom, so when she says yeah obviously, you’re good.
I brought this young lass home and I told her I fuck with my shoes off
She said “don’t we all”
9 months later there’s my son
by anonymous September 20, 2020
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Look, FUCK OFF, you're the cheese off my cock!

Basically a way to get rid of someone permanently, forever. Terminate the relationship with the individual to never speak to them and them ever speak with you.

Can b e used anywhere, to terminate any relationship with that work colleague you dislike, your fuckhead boss or anyone else who gets on your nerves and irritates you, in any walks of life.
him.her: "Blah blah blah blah blah complain complain, blame blame, criticise..."
You: Look, FUCK OFF, you're the cheese off my cock!
by de-pube August 20, 2023
mugGet the Look, FUCK OFF, you're the cheese off my cock!mug.
People who look up there name on urban dictionary looking for something like Josh-nice, funny, cool, huge dick and hot af. They post it on there story to show people that there's more then one perso in the fucking world with the same name as then and decided to write a paragraph about it....
No one gives a fuck about what your name is on urban dictionary so fuck off Something your would say to your friends on your annoying Snapchat feed that won't stop posting there dumbass names. or a answer to your annoying friends whom post this shit on there snapchats when no one gives a fuck
by Christivn March 27, 2017
mugGet the No one gives a fuck about what your name is on urban dictionary so fuck offmug.
The game that isn't quite like any other ball game and is usually played by people who aren't good at other sports. Usually played by a small group of kids, generally unsupervised.
Today I played the-ball-game-that-isnt-football-or-dodgeball-that-the-hopeless-people-play-during-games-where-they-body-people-and-tell-them-to-fuck-off during PE class.
by TrainerGamer December 12, 2020
mugGet the The-ball-game-that-isnt-football-or-dodgeball-that-the-hopeless-people-play-during-games-where-they-body-people-and-tell-them-to-fuck-offmug.
Try not to get caught up in your narrative when Mercury and Pluto square off for Fucks Offs Sakeryv
Try not to get caught up in your narrative when Mercury and Pluto square off for Fucks Offs Sakeryv
mugGet the Try not to get caught up in your narrative when Mercury and Pluto square off for Fucks Offs Sakeryvmug.

Fuck off

Used when pissed off at something or some one that is being a jackass
by Xoxo_broken_dreams July 6, 2019
mugGet the Fuck offmug.

Fucks Off

Its like fuck off but its even more like... more existential, rather than just a person its like... everyone can fuck off... like a higher order of fuck off.
Cats... fucks off
by Disheveled February 6, 2023
mugGet the Fucks Offmug.

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