What you say to a woman you’re about to fuck when you don’t want to use a condom, so when she says yeah obviously, you’re good.
I brought this young lass home and I told her I fuck with my shoes off
She said “don’t we all”
9 months later there’s my son
She said “don’t we all”
9 months later there’s my son
by anonymous September 20, 2020
Get the I fuck with my shoes offmug. Basically a way to get rid of someone permanently, forever. Terminate the relationship with the individual to never speak to them and them ever speak with you.
Can b e used anywhere, to terminate any relationship with that work colleague you dislike, your fuckhead boss or anyone else who gets on your nerves and irritates you, in any walks of life.
Can b e used anywhere, to terminate any relationship with that work colleague you dislike, your fuckhead boss or anyone else who gets on your nerves and irritates you, in any walks of life.
him.her: "Blah blah blah blah blah complain complain, blame blame, criticise..."
You: Look, FUCK OFF, you're the cheese off my cock!
You: Look, FUCK OFF, you're the cheese off my cock!
by de-pube August 20, 2023
Get the Look, FUCK OFF, you're the cheese off my cock!mug. People who look up there name on urban dictionary looking for something like Josh-nice, funny, cool, huge dick and hot af. They post it on there story to show people that there's more then one perso in the fucking world with the same name as then and decided to write a paragraph about it....
No one gives a fuck about what your name is on urban dictionary so fuck off Something your would say to your friends on your annoying Snapchat feed that won't stop posting there dumbass names. or a answer to your annoying friends whom post this shit on there snapchats when no one gives a fuck
by Christivn March 27, 2017
Get the No one gives a fuck about what your name is on urban dictionary so fuck offmug. The game that isn't quite like any other ball game and is usually played by people who aren't good at other sports. Usually played by a small group of kids, generally unsupervised.
Today I played the-ball-game-that-isnt-football-or-dodgeball-that-the-hopeless-people-play-during-games-where-they-body-people-and-tell-them-to-fuck-off during PE class.
by TrainerGamer December 12, 2020
Get the The-ball-game-that-isnt-football-or-dodgeball-that-the-hopeless-people-play-during-games-where-they-body-people-and-tell-them-to-fuck-offmug. by Bruhhhhhhhh$$25 June 6, 2016
Get the fuck off my grassmug. by gunnmeister July 11, 2022
Get the fuck off massivemug. There are many ways to say “fuck off”
One way is “may you kindly foock oof ther mate” another way is to jus say FUCK OFF but my favorite way someone can say “fuck off” is when I annoy the living shit out of my sister and she jus says “khloe, leave me the fuck alone” and then I get and knock on her door like a minute later and she says “fuck off” but like I’ve said and shown there are many and many different ways to say “fuck off”
One way is “may you kindly foock oof ther mate” another way is to jus say FUCK OFF but my favorite way someone can say “fuck off” is when I annoy the living shit out of my sister and she jus says “khloe, leave me the fuck alone” and then I get and knock on her door like a minute later and she says “fuck off” but like I’ve said and shown there are many and many different ways to say “fuck off”
Bob-hey billy what’s up wanna go get some chick-fil-a or taco-bell?
Billy-bob ya know im foocking vegan wtf, this is the last time I’m saying this, may you kindly foock oof ther mate
Bob-ya billy I’m sorry imma go back to my house and fuck my girl have fun being vegan an “FUCK OFF”
Billy-bob ya know im foocking vegan wtf, this is the last time I’m saying this, may you kindly foock oof ther mate
Bob-ya billy I’m sorry imma go back to my house and fuck my girl have fun being vegan an “FUCK OFF”
by Fw my insta-khloe_ahah December 5, 2020
Get the Fuck offmug.