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i aint never seen two pretty best friends

this sentence tells us that the creepy lightskin man (with eyes the same colour as his hair and beard) in his car with his scary eyes that stare into peoples souls has never seen two pretty best friends and that theres always on of them thats got to be ugly
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☑ ain’t never seen two pretty bestfriends

person 1: OMG have u ever seen two pretty bestfriends because i havent :(
person 2: yes i have bojo and the fired orange that was stuck in a peach 11 months ago!!

friend 1: where did the phrase 'i aint never seen two pretty best friends come from?
friend 2: from this guy that was sitting in his car that has the same coloured eyes as his beard!
by luluthegrapest November 11, 2020
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you have no friends

The gayest insult that you can say to a person.
Bobby- HAHAA you have no friends, loser.

Her- Fuck friends I do my dirt all on my lonesome.

Bobby- HAHa you loner.

Her- Bobby, you ain't shit without you're friends. You scared to be by yourself? You don't talk shit when you're alone.

Bobby- My homies got my back no matter what.

Her- Haha fuck you pussy. You nothing without your crew so shut the fuck up and grow some balls. You know your friends are just using your sorry ass.

Bobby- That's what friends are for.

her- true dat
by Me me self and I April 17, 2010
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free sample friendship

n. a friendship that's slightly deeper than an aquaintance but not a true friendship. This could be someone you've just met, or an old friendship that has fallen apart.
If you see someone once a week for 20 minutes... you're in a free sample friendship.
by TheGrainmaker March 3, 2009
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friendsex

casual sexual activity with no emotional strings attached. people who engage in friendsex are friends with benefits
Gage and Caro had friendsex.
by teh ninja July 21, 2008
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Friendship Island

The island which a male is stranded on once a girl has lost all sexual urges to let him slay her dragon , cut the chicken, make a tsunami in the punani.
Guy1 : Hows thats new girl going?
Guy2 : Yeah great, she said I am her best Male friend
Guy1 : Ha you're stuck on friendship island bro.
by Gtrain-93 March 3, 2011
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Friendship Affair

(n) - When you secretly hang out with one friend, not wanting anyone else to hang out.
Lily: Let's hang out tuesday!
Keara: Totally, but don't invite anyone else!
Lily: I wont, it's like we're having a friendship affair.
by twinlover94 April 24, 2012
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Friends with Benjamins.

I've been with her 3 times in the last month. I'd say we're are good friends with Benjamins.
by Deadiac January 22, 2015
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