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ghetto spread is what you make in jail when you cant afford the ingredients for a real spread

by holyshit87429hunofayshiajrnwes June 19, 2021

taken for a ride

ripped off, jacked, screwed

this car sucks! I got taken me for a ride.

by [c0x0r] March 23, 2005

Requiem for a Dream status

adjective phrase: something very wrong or disturbing. Just like everything that happens in the movie Requiem for a Dream.

1.) Darrell: dude, I can't believe that girl gave me a blowjob for 10 bucks.
Justyn: no shit man, that was straight up requiem for a dream status.

2.)guy:hey babe will you fuck this guy so we can get some heroin?
Girl:no! That would be requiem for a dream status!

by thejag December 26, 2009

life support system for a pussy

Any human being that is a female

Good lord woman, all you are is a life support system for a pussy!

by Frainslug November 5, 2005

Poor excuse for a human being

Donald Trump

Ew, don't be a Donald Trump. He's a poor excuse for a human being.

by faygogluttony September 23, 2016

Why pay Tuesday for a hamburger today

A catchphrase coined by Whimpy in the old Popeye cartoons and comics. It was actually "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today"

Basically, someone who uses this or a similar phrase is trying to get something on credit, and may or may not follow through in paying you back.

"Why pay Tuesday for a hamburger today?"
"Because food debt doesn't have interest."

by Hamelin January 28, 2007

A Ride for a Ride

Allowing a female hitch-hiker to tag along in exchange for consensual intercourse.

The greatest kick in trucking apart from knocking down a biker is swinging up a roundabout and picking up a hiker. You're chatting up that piece of skirt who's sitting by your side and then pop that crucial question: A RIDE FOR A RIDE?

by casdebom April 22, 2011