Floppy fish

To be a constant ditcher of plans

person 1:you know Joanna ?
person2:yeah.why!?
person1: shes such a floppy fish.
person1:she always ditches plans.

by collin hassler February 6, 2012

floppy watermelon

The art of placing your penis underneath an elderly woman's boob and thrusting, thus causing it to flop and turn a watermelon-red color.

"Dude, your grandma was smokin last night."
"Ew gross man!"
"Yeah I totally gave her a floppy watermelon. Twice."

by Dicks'n'Sizzle March 6, 2014

floppy disk

a disk with such little capacity that it one of the wonders of the world why it hasn't come out of use yet

floppy disks suck

by PlayDohMan July 3, 2004

floppy twat

A over used Twat that has a hanging labia. The Labia stretches out from the outer lips and flops about.

I saw this chicks pussy.....she must fuck alot cuz she has some floppy twat.

by Hawiian Sexy May 6, 2006

floppycock

The mood one is in when being in a state beyond ticked, pissed, or irritated. Floppycock is usually insinuated by another individual handing them their ass in a video game - particularly the Halo series.

Mike: What's wrong with AJ?
Joe: Oh, he got his ass kicked in Lockout, he's in floppycock.

Matt: Dude, don't be in floppycock. I was just trying to get you a gig. So what if you need to take your shirt off. It's only acting.
Mike: Fuck you. I'm just not into that. Whatever.

by matt beast November 10, 2008

Floppy Pancakes

A loose, freely flowing vagina. Commonly found in sluts and the girls at EC.

After being fisted numerous times, I began to get floppy pancakes with a lot of syrup.

by Phil "Goober" Robinson May 14, 2004

Floppy Doofer

A limp penis. Not hard.

Maxwell's got a floppy doofer.

by Fish hook September 11, 2004