flocked

The act of performing more than 1 silent duck at a time. This would also be known as fisting a girls ass and pussy at the same time, or double fisting any orfice. (The silent duck is described in the movie Nymphomaniac 2)

Man, you'll never guess what I did last night..I flocked the shit outta this girl.
You did what???
Yes, 2 silent ducks at a time

by thehillshire March 28, 2015

Flacculence

When one is under great stress and they fail to perform and instead completely shit their pants. Like Joe Flacco does every time he playes the Steelers.

Joe Flacco tried to show up to Heinz Field in the playoffs but Dick LeBeau gave him bad Flacculence. He Flacculated all over the place.

Fred went to the club to hook up with Julie W. but he had bad flacculence and struck out.

by fred-berg January 16, 2011

The Flock

A group of fuck bois that migrate to your Snapchat after seeing cleavage pics. Usually boys that are raging with harmones. They may come to your house if you tell them you have OC. Found wearing no shirt from 9 pm on. Boys in this group usually don't wear shirts in a group and do it just for Snapchat. People in this group may give themselves permission to check you out in the hallway. It's like you are Snow White and the seven dwarfs . Except the dwarfs want to fuck you.

The flock ran to my house after seeing my parents leave it.

by Aliza Darinberg February 28, 2017

Flocking

Flocking : The act of a male driving at extreme speeds on the interstate (90-125 mph), so he can nest up with his girlfriend as quickly as possible, after not seeing her for a few days, since they live in seperate towns/cities. This occurs EVERY weekend (usually on a Friday afternoon after he gets off of work), and can resemble that of a continuous path that a flock of birds would take each year in migration. Hince the word "flocking".

Guy in car getting passed on interstate (said to Girlfriend in driver's side seat) : Did you just see that guy fly by us like that? ....whoa!...where was he going?

Girlfriend : That guy is blinded by the puss....he's flocking so hard that he's "too tough to tame", like Darlington speedway.

by Kam842 October 25, 2007

Flocker

A boy/man who flocks to a specific woman along with many other men. Typically, these women are people who are surprised by how many flockers she has. A typical nickname for a woman with many flockers is a "firetruck". Their female friends with less flockers may be referred to as "ambulances".

Julia- How are you going to choose a date for the dance out of so many guys?!?
Irene- Damn flockers, making my life difficult.
Julia- Maybe you shouldn't be such a firetruck.
Irene- Shut up, ya ambulance.

by ireneissosexy January 13, 2014

flocked

Past tense of flock. Short for "friends locked" on Livejournal, a security setting that grants viewing access to approved members only.

I keep my pr0n flocked so my coworkers don't know how much I love teh buttsecks.

by coellcmu August 6, 2007

flaccid

Lacking firmness, resilience, or muscle tone.

See Synonyms at limp.
Lacking vigor or energy: flaccid management.

lacking normal or youthful firmness

adj 1: lacking in strength or firmness or resilience; "flaccid muscles"; "took his lax hand in hers"; "gave a limp handshake"; "a limp gesture as if waving away all desire to know" G.K.Chesterton; "a slack grip" syn: lax, limp, slack 2: lacking firmness or stiffness; "flabby around the middle"; "flaccid cheeks" syn: flabby

He had gone flaccid so we couldnt have sex.

by noone February 2, 2005