Dead Man's Float

Floating face down in water, making it difficult to breathe

The Coast Guard pulled a body out of the water that was doing the dead man's float

by x11198109v0 October 03, 2014

Lettin em float

When you are in the bathroom but have already finished but stay in there to use your phone. Especially in quarantine when you just want some alone time

(Credit to my dad for coming up with it)

Person1: oh I was just in the bathroom

Person2: were you lettin em float?
Person1: Yeah...

by Bebonkbop April 10, 2021

root beer float

upon finishing the activity of an "upper decker" (shitting in the upper tank of someones toilet) you then dump an entire bottle of dishwashing soap in the tank and then flush the tiolet so the bowl fills up with bubbling shit water....

Tom pulled an upper decker on Bills shitter, and I finished it off making it a root beer float!

by STYFFLYNX January 30, 2011

Old Chub Float

Coined after a Canned Micro brew from Oscar Blues Brewing Company. An Old Chub Float is when a male recieves oral sex from a woman who has a mouth full of beer.

Joe-"Man that was a crazy night last, what happened to you?"

Steve-"Remember that drunk chick I was talking to at the brewery? Well she ended up taking me home and giving me an Old Chub Float!!!"

by kenetek February 11, 2011

Coke Float

Getting a massive black guy to penetrate a vagina (so that it is loose enough to eat cereal out of it) and get a bunch of other guys to circle jerk around her and ejaculate into her loosened vajayjay to the point it overflows.

A bunch of my friends and i saw a dead cat last night and decided to give it a coke float.

by Mysterybum December 03, 2007

alabama fizzy float

Rinsing a dirty penis in your mouth with the soda of your choice (preferably coke), and swallowing.

His dick was disgustingly dirty, so I gave him an Alabama Fizzy Float before we started.

by Alabama Fizzy Float June 19, 2014

egg nog float

Ejaculating into some ones mouth then sticking you balls on top of the cum.

After the football game Matt went over to Courtney's house an gave her a nice juicy egg nog float.

by air cortez November 21, 2008