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Florida Fire-Hose (laxative)

So named after Florida Fire-Hose (annual event)

*WARNING 66% OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE TAKEN THIS PILL HAVE DIED*

Military strength laxative, expolosive in nature, strong enough that even Chuck Norris Fears its name.

Tried only by three people, one was Alexander Litvenenko, who was given it by Russian FSB agents, and literally shat his hair off

The other two were un-named Lebanese men who tried the Lebanese Microwave, one shit out his own intestines, while the other was in a coma for almost a year and still cannot control his anal sphincter
Guy 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Guy 2: Would you look at that

Guy3: What is it

Guy 2: that fool just took some Florida Fire-Hose (laxative)

Guy 3: Ah thats why his intestines are coating that wall, I thought he was just some eccentric modern artist

Guy 2: Oh no he's that too, and a fag
by Reverend Pope May 28, 2010
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florida baptism

The act of dropping a baby on its head in a WalMart. Ensures another generation of Floridians will flourish in the great state.
Joleenda was shopping at WalMart, and her newborn baby, MacKristalle, got its Florida baptism when it fell head-first out of her unattended shopping cart.
by TheKinkoses December 18, 2009
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Florida Airboat Ride

A sexual act that occurs when a woman sits on the face of a man while he motorboats her labia.
I gave her a Florida Airboat Ride she will not soon forget
by gatorjockey May 31, 2013
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Florida

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by Who The Douce Are You? April 16, 2005
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Orange County, Florida

The real OC. Contains Orlando, Apopka, Winter Park and other cities. Home of the the NBA's Orlando Magic. Eastside is mostly hispanic and white: has Waterford Lakes Town Center (the largest outdoor shopping plaza in the country). The westside is mostly black. Has a lot of entertainment like, Universal Studios/City Walk, Sea World, Disney World/Downtown Disney. Contains some of the realest hoods in the country, such as: Pine Hills, Parramore, OBT. You could get killed there or trying to cross Colonial Drive or Semoran Blvd on foot/bike. Trust me I've seen dead bodies laying out in the road b/c the guy tried to cross Semoran. And I've seen bodies in Parramore..after a Magic game. It's a lot more than just Disney, ppl. Enjoy your stay. That soff OC in Cali better step aside.
Orange County, Florida is the real OC. That other county better step aside.

Dade County is old news, the future is Orange County.
by Jamaican Sensation January 28, 2008
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Williston Florida

Williston is a small town in Florida. The most awesome town. Where kids that graduate from that lil high school, that looks like a jail.. can't wait to leave! This town is segregated.. by rail road tracks. On the good side of the rail road tracks, gather up on the weekends & hit the woods. On the other side, they gather up under a tree & get high. They have kick ass resturants. If you've never been to Williston or don't know what it is, your a nobody!
by southernstyle November 11, 2011
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Crystal River Florida

Crystal River, a small town in West Central Florida is most known for their speed bumbs.. aka "manatees", the only thing fun to do there is boating.. but theres only one route. You can go to shell island, the shallows.. then do it all over again! They have a big top tent for a mall. A bunch of rednecks live there, they love to fish and mud. We have an awesome rails to trails..but you have to stop every 5 feet at the stop signs or you'll get ran over by a car. The only place to shop here is bealls, jc penny, or belk. They have underwater caves, but plently of people have died.. swim at your own risk. Home of the KKK. Crystal River is the Queen of Citrus County. CRHS rules Citrus and Lecanto in everything.. Hey we are the ones with the mall ;) Oh and this just in, Ft. Island Gulf Beach is now OK to swim in! ;)
Crystal River Florida sucks so bad there are no exmaples.
by BuckNastii_aeb815 June 22, 2011
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