flaccid sauce

1. Anything that really sucks

That cheerleading routine was some flaccid sauce.

by tits mcgee September 4, 2004

flabalanche

when your fat roll jostles. bystanders beware..

As she danced in her low rise jeans, a flabalanche occured harming those nearby.

by buhdog September 28, 2008

Half flaccid

The state in which a man’s dool is not completely stone but is not as wiggly as a pool noodle. Half flaccid is the most awkward state to be in as your cum blaster tends to misbehave and run against your legs as their is just enough weight for it to be pulled past the lining of your underwear leg.

*walks through hallway half flaccid*

Dick; I’m just going to swing and make you think people can see me

by Tuna can dan June 18, 2018

facade

The given name of the digital artist Paul Reis.

Facade has a webpage now bro!
iamfacade.com

by iamfacade March 10, 2017

flaan

to have a vaginal fart erupt from ones innards

Oh my god it was so quiet then all of a sudden both the twins and chelsea flaaned at the same time and it made my eyes water.

by calbano April 29, 2005

flabajab

an answer to something that u dont no the real answer to

teacher:wat is the square root of pi
alex:wtf? oh uh flabajab?
teacher:close enough

by Alex stewart October 24, 2005

facacta

when a rather large girl has intercourse with a smaller species of the rodent family.

she definitely facacta with dem lab mice yo, look at all dat juice.

by Andrew Ryan II October 2, 2007