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Bro Fisting

The act of bro fisting consists of several steps. First, one must get the bro drunk. This usually takes 3 Zimas, or 10 Smirnoff ices.

Once drunk the bro's pants are pulled down to his ankles, and he is bent over the arm of a couch.

At this point the bro may fight back, so one must turn on a Dave Mathews album to pacify them.

Next, lube up your left hand and arm, all the way up to the elbow.

Force your fist into the bro's anus, starting first with two fingers and then slowly stretching the opening until it's loose enough to take the whole fist and arm.

Slide the arm in all the way to the elbow, and then make a fist in their colon.

Turn your knuckles 90 degrees counter clockwise.

Congratulations, you have completed your first bro fisting!
Bro fisting announcement: I bro fisted the shit out of you last night bra
by Stinkfist the lubricated July 7, 2010
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fisting

The act of inserting ones fist into either a vagina or rectum. It requires patience and excessive lubrication. It is a popular practise among gay men.
Walter and Bertie decided that this evening they would take turns in fisting Horace.
by Clinton Sounds January 30, 2004
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fishing in the dark

laying on your back outside at night performing mutual masturbation with your partner.
Mark: So how was Cassandra???

Bill: It was great we started off fishing in the dark and by the end of the night I was getting some mud on my tires.
by arrowturn March 31, 2010
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fishing

When someone tells a lie / makes a false statement in order to make the other person accidentally admit something about themselves.
Dude 1: lol, you jack off to gay pr0n.
Dude 2: OMFG HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT
Dude 1: lol, I was just fishing...now I know you really are gay. :)
Dude 2: ...OH SH-
by _allismine_ September 5, 2007
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double fisting

somebody who is a tank at a party and whats to get drunk fast, will go around drinking not one can but 2 one in each hand,thus creating the term double fisting
zac-man did u see giorgiD last night
friend- yea bro he was double fisting like a motherfucka
giorgiD- eyy what can i say, thats the only way to do it
by ravski August 6, 2007
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fisting

To jam ones hand into anothers ass or cunt.
Vikki said, c,mon jenny, fist me harder. It wont fit!
by dani May 13, 2005
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Ice Fishing

Putting multiple ice cubes into a women's vagina then fucking her
Women: "Put ice cubes in my pussy then fuck me"

Man: " Isn't that ice fishing"
by Master Ice Fisher June 13, 2013
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