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filipino

the typical citizen of backword country.
there are two kinds of filipinos,
good filipino and bad filipino.
filipinos have laziness caused by tropical climate.
"bahala ka"
filipino seems they have no sexual identities.
aka "bakla" or "bading"
by jaeseunglee January 15, 2008
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Filipino Hot Coco

This is not what you think it is, it's much more gruesome. Filipino Hot Coco ( aka, FHC ) is where a group of male Filipino boys ( specifically 15-19 ) circle around a small hole in the ground. One of them pours boiling hot water in the ground, and after that's accomplished, they all take off their boxers and cum in the hole. After that, first ritual that needs to be done is that one of the boys pulls up gay porn and the challenge is to try to not get hard, the first one that gets hard is forced to drink the water.
Robert: HA HA! MANUEL GOT HARD! YOU'RE FUCKING GAY! DRINK THE FILIPINO HOT COCO NOW!

Manuel: God dammit..
by Boba Gumb December 24, 2016
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Filipino Mustache

Is when you face plant while skateboarding and you tear the meat off of your upper lip.
Adam: I was skateboarding today and i got a nasty Filipino Mustache.
by Spootybeaver113 April 22, 2012
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filipitus scramotus

something that i say when i'm bored. also see the definition of "fuck" and "bored".
by curved shit October 3, 2003
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Filipino high-five

asshole to asshole stimulation, typically occurs between gay men or weird people.
Bob was afraid of getting any STDs from Allan, so they just Filipino high-five'd
by Crunktron9000 November 25, 2011
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filipinos4gnf

A very cool and swaggy person on tiktok :)
Ayo filipinos4gnf’s vids r so fucking cool!!!
by Dreqmnotfound July 18, 2021
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Filipina

Indisputably the most beautiful, loving, attentive, nurturing, and loyal women on the planet. Grade A wife material. Many are from a traditional, moral upbringing, sometimes strict, and their work ethic is intensely devoted. If you are lucky enough to have the heart of a filipina, don't ever, ever break it, or you have lost the best woman you ever had in your entire life.
Find you a filipina to rock your world!
by Beakersfirstbornson August 2, 2024
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