Fester

Noun: Name used to refer to a group of specific males that usually consists of one fuckboy, an honorable smartass, two silly monkeys, a tubby, and an Ivy kid who can't drive.

Verb: The act of one or more festers pumping up a fellow fester or celebrating his actions. When all the festers take their shirts off, smack their pecks, and simultaneously make chirps (bird-like noises), then the festers are festering.

Have any of you seen the festers?

by Dani123 April 3, 2015

filter blunt

Adding straws or cardboard to filter the end of a blunt to make the blunt hit substantially harder. The straws must be placed in a bee hive shape and the cardboard is a circular shape

filter blunts are the way to go when you smoke

by Tom Pike July 26, 2006

Fenter

A word used to describe anything sexual

Boy 1: I'm gonna get a blowy off my girl tonight dude
Boy 2: You mean a fenter?

Boy 1: Yeah bro

by Bryyyyyyyyyyy December 13, 2012

festering gypsy

Someone who suffers from pesculation. ie. Covered with open sores.
Syphilitic Burdens.

Don't go down on her she is a festering gypsy.

by Andy Brotherton August 12, 2005

Felturisms

Used to describe the art of felching again and again with any variation or style.

He/She gave me felturisms all day long.

by Tony , Anna September 21, 2006

Filtered wee

The act of urination over another human being while still wearing underwear.

Barnsey said "she pissed all over me, but don't worry, she kept her knickers on so it was filtered wee"

by Marco Dando October 30, 2008

fuck you filter

a mental filter that activates when someone is spewing out utter bullshit, causing you to zone out and not pay attention.

"dude, did you hear him say all that shit about you and your friends?"

"Nah, i had my fuck you filter on"

OR

dad "were you listening to me?"
child "Nah, my fuck you filter was on. can you repeat yourself?"

by noxxema May 3, 2010