False Katy Perry Boner

When you hear a song by Jessie J and you mistake it for a song by Katy Perry, which gives you a boner.

I used to think that the song "Domino" was sung by Katy Perry, which gave me a huge boner when I would hear it. But then I found out it was Jessie J, so it was a False Katy Perry Boner all along.

by Dr. Gray June 4, 2012

fagstylin'

The act of engaging in behavior similar to that of a blatant homosexual, regardless of one's actual sexual orientation.

'Joe is one fagstylin' motherfucker.'

by analihilator November 17, 2003

false flag wanker

Someone who goes on social media and labels a terrorist attack/shooting/bombing as a false flag attack within minutes of it occurring and having literally no information about the event.

News: Reports are coming in of an explosion in a building in downtown LA. Details are sketchy at the moment but it is possibly a burst gas main.
False flag wanker: It's definitely a false flag attack, I better get on facebook quick to let everyone know.

by colin... July 10, 2016

Fagster

Someone who is very short, and they try to act tougher than they actually are.

Jeff: “Sam thinks he such a gangster, even though he is only 1ft tall”

Jim: “Yeah he is a total fagster, he is so small I can’t even hear him from down there”

by Fortnitelover430 November 4, 2018

Gaylord Fagstaff

Synonymous with Gaythan Phapps, a Gaylord Fagstaff is the most queer, nerdy kid in school that has a Prince Albert piercing. Gaylord Fagstaffs can generally be found in their natural habitat humping down an anime pillow. They also love having gay sex with male horses.

That Nathan kid is a real Gaylord Fagstaff.

by Big Black Billy November 2, 2016

False eyelashes

False eyelashes (sometimes called eyelash extensions) are worn by women (occasionally men) to thicken the upper eyelashes. They are favoured by sluts and porn stars but are also worn by girls and women who wish to look sluttish or seductive. There are two main types: a strip of lashes which is applied along the entire length of the eyelid; individual lashes or groups of lashes which are applied to areas which are sparse, or at the outer part of the eyelid to achieve a particular effect. False eyelashes made of human hair may be applied by a trained beautician and these are usually designed to be semi-permanent. More usually, the lashes are synthetic and are self-applied using special glue. This type can be fairly easily peeled off when they are no longer required. False eyelashes are available in a huge variety of designs, colours, lengths and materials. Some incorporate diamante glitter or even rhinestones. Some types may be cut or trimmed to width or length.

Black Feathered False Lashes; Flirty Feathered False Lashes; Sexy Textured False Eyelashes; Ultra Thick False Lashes with Crystal Line; Blue False Eyelashes; Gorgeous Fake Eyelashes with Rhinestone Eyeliner; Black Fake Eyelashes with Pink Metallic.

by O'Flagherty May 17, 2007

false prophet

Muhammad is the false prophet of the muslims. He invented his own religion, Mohammedanism, when he realized that Christians and Jews would not accept his delirious dreams of being a prophet. A cut-throat, nasty terrorist, the inspiration of Al-Qaeda and Hezbollah. A goat-smelling, camel-raping, pedophile.

Muhammad is paradigmatic false prophet.

by Iblisatan May 16, 2009