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by FlamingGuts December 1, 2003

Flaming Clarinet

A sexual act that occurs when person A shits into a clarinet, lights it on fire, and forcible inserts it into the anus or vagina of person B. This is not a sexual act for the faint of heart.

Becky: Ohhhhh, baby, give me that flaming clarinet!
Ryan: I don't know, I just pooped. I don't think I can squeeze one out right now.
Becky: It's fine. I just ate Taco Bell; the poop is flowing like the Rio Grande!

by Cockdriller August 11, 2010

pop the flamingo

Take a huge dump on someones lawn or someone in perticular.

"Dude, i just popped the flamingo on Bill's lawn!"

by $$Andy June 4, 2005

flamin' mongrel

a slang word of australian origin meaning complete dickhead or crook, other variations are: flamin-bloody-mongrel and bloody mongrel

get outa my bloody house ya flamin mongrel

by aussie boy April 23, 2005

flamingo fan

annoying little 7 year olds who think theyre funny

Me: yo dude i just won this one fight on ROBLOX
flamingo fan: NOOB E E E E YO TENGO ;-;
Me: what

by oweiusfd May 26, 2021

Movie Faramir

David Wenham's character portrayal of Tolkein's Faramir in the Lord of the Rings film trilogy, directed by Peter Jackson. Movie Faramir is a bit darker than the Faramir in the Lord of the Rings books, but is more complex and ends up releasing the ring and Frodo anyways. He is often considered "really hot".

Movie Faramir's eyes seem to glow in the moonlight when standing near the forbidden pool, and his strawberry blonde hair gently plays with the breezes of the night. Then I interrupted the scene and presented him a baguette and some champaigne...

by Leah April 3, 2005

Stone the flamin' crows

An expression of surprise or annoyance. First made famous by Ray Meagher's character Alf Stewart in the Australian soap opera Home and Away. Similar to "crikey!" or "streuth!"

Bruce: "Stone the flamin' crows, you've lost a lot of weight!"
Sheila: "Thank you.'

by Mama Teresa February 14, 2018