Fairfax County

A county in NoVA that people who live there will constantly tell you that its "culturally diverse". In reality its the typical American suburb full of white people stuck up in upper-middle class homes in cul-de-sacs. Traffic is horrible here since the county can never project its growing population and has 2 lane roads serving massive suburban sprawl developments. Only thing good about this county is it schools and those are at best DECENT. Every high school and most elementary schools are extremely overcrowded but some odd ass reason the middle schools are under crowded. Oh yeah the boundaries for the schools look like they were drawn by a local preschool class. Kids will be bussed to schools 2 miles away but live across from one. Everyone in the western portion of the county wishes that the Loudoun County line would be drawn further east so *GASP!!!!!!!!* they wouldnt have to live in the same county as Springfield!!!!!!!!!! Cuz ya know, one bad, insignificant place that there own county left to rot back in the late 1980s. Also, if you drive around you will begin to notice that all the houses look the same. Most of the time you can correctly guess the floorplan of a home from looking at it. The neighborhoods here are very territorial, places such as Hampton Forest in Fairfax or Virginia Run in Centreville are majority white neighborhoods where the teenagers who live there think they own the world and that anyone who lives in house worth less than 600K is dirt poor.

Fairfax County, a place where people tell you its diverse, when in reality its full of suburban white people.

by Fellow Suburbanite December 30, 2014

To Be Fair

To be fair is a phrase mostly used by people who make a living stealing oxygen from others. It serves no purpose other than to try to make their forthcoming statement sound more profound whereas it actually devalues everything that follows. Should be filed along with "Proactive", "At the end of the day" and "To be honest"

"I've never been to Uganda to be fair"

by Earl Barrett's Hair July 27, 2012

Fagracrombie and Bitch

The extreamly over priced clothing store for gay men who think they are straight, and for girls who when shop at places like target are a small, start shopping at Abercrombie and Fitch earlier suffered from a stage of bulimia before fitting into their medium-large. The way to tell if a shirt is from Ambercrombie is that it will have the store name sprawled across the front of the tee shirt, and how to tell with jeans is that the people wearing them are affraid to bend over in fear of the butt ripping open.

Maddie: Hey did you see Karina in that Ambercrombie shirt?

Jessica: Yeah! And i saw here throwing up in the girls bathroom like last week!

Maddie: Omg? Was the flu going around?

Jessica: Lets just say her finger was exploring...

Maddie: Ohhh, i gotcha!

Jessica: Yeah and i think she got a pair of jeans too cause when she went to reach for her pencil she dropped in the hall on the way to 3rd period her pants split right open!

Maddie: Thats why she was wearing gym shorts!

Jessica: I hate Fagracrombie and Bitch!

by J-All October 21, 2009

fair'nuff

A contraction combining the words fair and enough

y'ain't sposed be here. back up before i pop a cap in yo ass.

Fair'nuff... m'out

by DaveNoMore August 30, 2013

Fair-weather feminist

Typically an ugly and jealous woman who when presented with a situation that doesn't suit her, she portrays feminist views and when the situation suits her will be more than happy to go a long with it. She will want to see the end of lads mags and bring the adult entertainment industry to its knees (pardon the pun) but will always expect 'the guy' to make the first move and is the first to suggest a male stripper at a female bachelorette party

Boy: Michelle Keegen's tits are huge!
Fair-weather feminist: oh my god you can't objectify women like that you jerk

Fair-weather feminist: I can't believe he wanted to split the bill with me the cheap guy

by Esmat January 8, 2014

faila

Someone who just have that element of strangeness about them, even if you can’t fully explain why. They’re normal enough, and yet, there’s something rather offbeat about them. A slightly scary, but ultimately quite charming person.

"That Faila girl she's odd, but in a very slight, subtle way."

by NachbarvonTotoro April 7, 2015

Wasco County Fair

When a cow takes a dump on your chest.

That guy likes to get Wasco County Faired!
Check out that Wasco County Fair on Fuller!
Are you into Wasco County Fair?

by BitchTitsMcphee August 21, 2010