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Fatulence

When a fat person passes wind.
(When a fat cunt drops his guts)
Eww - It ponks here, that miasma of fatulence is unbearable.
by Bogan Dusty January 7, 2025
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Fagile

A person who has a high BMI and is considered fat but they are agile like a jungle cat!!
The word “fagile” is a combination of two words “fat” and “agile”.
by FatBoyFit March 24, 2025
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faglet

a cheeky word for a tiny homosexual.
there are lil faglets in the building.
by anonymous faglet May 3, 2025
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faguette

Pronunciation: ˈfa-gət

Origin: French

Rhymes with -

baguette | faggot | maggot

1) A rainbow baguette

2) A frenchman

3) A gay man

4) The guy breathing down your neck at the Target Self-Checkout line

5 a) Someone who cuts you off in traffic

b) Someone who is a sloooooow driver

6) your best friend
ex) -- a rainbow baguette

**enter a bakery that you normally wouldnt step foot in, but gf is sick asked you to go across town to pick up a VERY specific bread for GOD knows why and now you step up to order**

Baker: "Hello, step on up. How can I help you?"

You: "I would like ONE faguette, please."

ex2) -- a frenchman

**You see man with mustache in beret, white-and-black broad-horizontally-striped shirt, and white pants holding a baguette**

You: "AY, FAGUETTE!"

ex3) -- gay man

**Two guys making out and check geo-location to notice you're not in a 50mi radius of San Francisco**

You: "AY, BROKE-BACK FAGUETTES!"

ex4) -- guy breathing down neck...

**Man standing too close behind/You can feel all 98.6 degrees F of him on your neck**

**Appropriately shove him**

You: "AY, FAGUETTE! BACK TF UP! You breathin down my neck!"

ex 5a) -- get cut off

**man driving POS Honda weaves thru traffic like its GTA V and cuts you off**

You: "you Fucking FAGUETTE!"

ex 5b) -- too slow... he's a Sid

**left lane is going - JUST slow enough to make you want to switch over, but JUST fast enough that the next lane seems like it would just add more minutes to your drive."**

You: "MOVE! You FUCKING faguette"

ex6) -- BFF

**You pull up to buddy's house with a cold case of Modelo and you smell the grill in the back**

You: "Ayyyyyyyy... wassup you fucking faguette! Here FOO~ ITS MODELO TIME!!! "
by thnc1122 May 30, 2025
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Fagumentary

A documentary that appeals to a gay audience.
My wife and I came across a fagumentary last night Netflix about gay pioneers and decided to watch it.
by Stonemason June 29, 2025
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Twag Faggler

when someone draws nazi sign or a dick on their mates forehead then teabags them with jonnos eyedrops

eg ; bailey mason is a spotty bastard with a dick on his head
bailey mason is a twag faggler
by Twag Faggler January 6, 2018
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The Faguette

When two gay men put a baguette in the freezer and wait untill it's rock hard, than proceed to use it to penetrate each other's simultaneously, than after it has thored out one or both men proceed to eat the Faguette
Hey do you want to do the Faguette tonight?
I don't like Faguette's.
We do the Faguette all the time
by coop-meme December 13, 2022
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