mister freeze

When getting a blow job in a car during sub-zero temperatures, the man pulls the girls hair back, cuts on her face and pushes her out the car, causing the cum to freeze, making the girl walk home with cum on her face.

Dad:"Where have you been?! And what is on your face!?!"

Daughter:"Tyler gave me a mister freeze"

by TheProduct2003 March 29, 2022

Rectal Brain Freeze

Noun. Can happen when using a cheap, cold water only bidet in winter. Usually the result of a fine jet of ice water hitting the outer rim of ones exit hole. Can also cause teeth to ache, resulting in a realization that the two holes have more in common then previously thought.

"I just used my bidet I received at the under $20 Christmas gift exchange and gave myself a rectal brain freeze. I also found out I have a cavity."

by Farnyblue December 22, 2022

Aim to freeze

A South Florida expression originating from the SkyLander villain Chill Bill’s catchphrase “I aim to freeze”. This phrase is used to express Doing good and succeeding or that you are going to succeed.

Y:I am gonna aim to freeze at this football game right now
X:Holy shit you freezing fam 🥶🧊❄️

by SyMantos July 27, 2023

Putting the Boys in the Freezer

Using one's testicles as a hand warmer.

Person 1: Man, my hands are really cold.

Person 2: Have you tried Putting the Boys in the Freezer?

Person 1: Wowie! This really helped!

by Juli-poo June 11, 2023

feeze

(verb transitive)(as defined in the children's book `Teach Me To Feeze`) to fart and sneeze simultaneously. See also snart

Her dramatic feeze caused everyone on the elevator to stop talking.

by The Doo Doo Guru November 25, 2004

The Big Freeze

A girl will rub an ice cube on a man's penis. While blowing the man afterwards, she will unexpectedly shove the ice cube up the man's anus.

While at the party on saturday, Jasmine did The Big Freeze to Alex and it was magical!

by The Big Freeze October 24, 2007

Deep Freezer

A morbidly obese woman. As in a woman that looks like she must always be reaching for something to eat out of the deep freeze.

"Hey bud, look at that fine ass."
"Awe man, why'd you make me check out that deep freezer?"

As a fat chick walks by... Guy 1 yells "Deep!", rest of the guys yell "Freezer!" or "Freeza!" She'll be none the wiser!

by ShiverMeTimbers October 24, 2014