facebook

To spread one's asscheeks and close them on someone's nose while they are sleeping.

My boy Tre facebooked my roomate Adrian while he sleeping.

by Lordter June 28, 2012

facebook

An unannounced competition to see who can get the most friends and best profile pic

Jane: Wow! Suzie has 1432 friends on facebook
Mark:But she probably doesn't know half of them

by JustaFried8 September 10, 2011

facebook

When your mad at someone and you hit them in the face with a book

Matt was getting on my nerves so I facebooked him

by the buyt November 12, 2014

Facebook

Facebook, it's a place where you put your face in a book. Letting people masturbate to it.

Vag-i-na puts her face in book, "Facebook", then suddenly, W-a-ng, sees it and then he masturbates to it.

by I<3Puss-ee-s August 9, 2010

Facebook

Something that caused me to use the computer less often ever since my mother discovered it.

Mom: Hey can I check my email on Facebook?

Me: Again??????

Mom: It will only be a minute. I'll hand it right back.

Me: -Sigh- Fine, but I need it back because I need to do some homework on the computer.

-1 Hour Later-

Me: When you getting off?? I need to do my homework!

Mom: I'll be off in a minute.

Me: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Dancing with Fire September 11, 2011

Facebook

A stupid website that used to be great before the teenagers and twilight moms took over it. Basically, on Facebook, you talk to people you don't know, 'friend' famous people, and share photos. Honestly, the only things Facebook is useful for are:

1. Posting pictures
2. Planning events

But no, people don't do that with Facebook. Instead, they waste all their time not making a difference in the world and instead playing some stupid game, cramming apps into their page, and gawping at some stupid status like "i juzt finished eating some pi lol" or "hy n00bz, lets al get some pizzazz!!!1!!111!!!one!!" when there's so much they can do instead, like hang out with REAL friends or go to a bar. People call it a "Social Network" but social time is actually and physically BEING with someone, not chatting with them in doofus language. Put blankly, Facebook is stupid and a stalker's dream.

I'd rather be with my girlfriend in real life than 'talk' to her over Facebook.

by TheReshiram December 30, 2010

Facebook

Social website that may nil your chances of getting hired or fired.

Guy got fired over that status update on Facebook

by Fleursdelilylove April 11, 2010