Facebook 

A stupid and pointless website for plebs who care more about gossip than friendship.

"Man, I really don't like Facebook!"
"What? Why's that?"
"Because Facebook is a stupid and pointless website for plebs who care more about gossip than friendship."
"Aw... Aw ok." *Proceeds to delete Facebook*

Facebook by Mackarony5 January 17, 2018

Facebook 

The meme graveyard, as well as old people's twitter.

Middle-Aged Man: "So, I was stalking this little girl's facebook the other day..."
Teen: "Yeah, sorry to disappoint you, but that was just another middle-aged man disguised as a little girl."

Facebook by I Write Definitions! February 8, 2018

facebook 

to steal and/or disclose the private information of, especially in a duplicitous fashion. (transitive verb)

I am going to facebook Gina's STD test results from her purse.

Why did you facebook my salary to Jim? He will never date someone that earns more than he does!

facebook by shm02 May 17, 2018

Facebook 

Instagram, but for old people.

Jimmy? How do I take a picture on the Facebook?

Facebook by BoredomClass101 August 18, 2018

Facebook 

Life clutter. A waste of time.

Facebook is such a waste of time. It's like life clutter. I don't miss it at all.

Facebook by Mr Special September 1, 2018

Facebook 

Once a social media for teenagers everyone used for taking photos and posting them. Created in 2004 by Mark Zuckerberg, everyone was using it and it was the best thing ever. Soon got taken over by Instagram and Snapchat and whatever other shit things, Facebook is now for old, ancient grandpas of ours who barely knows how to use a goddamn phone

“Hey, do you still use Facebook”
“How do you go into Facebook, my grandchild?”

Facebook by A name no one has taken September 18, 2018

Facebook 

A website created by Mark Zuckerberg for polish people to take about sex and other shit. Also the home of "Sned bobs and vagene"

I post sex jokes to Facebook because I am bored. -Polish Farmer

Facebook by CommunisticWeeb420 December 28, 2018