foetus jacking

A practice developed on the London railway system by women to gain preferntial seating during rush hour periods. It involves confronting male passengers and asking them for their seat on the grounds that they are pregnant.

Female passenger: "can I please have your seat. I'm pregnant." (Whole carriage stares at man)

Male pssenger: "stop with yer foetus jacking, miss. I'm gonna need to see a copy of the ultrasound photo"

by The Gonzo Lecture March 9, 2010

fetus juice

Amniotic fluid.

"Man, her water broke, and she got fetus juice all over my shoes."

by Pantana666 September 21, 2015

Fetuskicker69

The only guy who will drop kick your child whilst you are watching

Woman: ITS FETUSKICKER69 HE KICKED MY BABY!
News: The infamous FetusKicker69 is running around drop kicking children whilst stroking them

by Mike Hunt March 6, 2017

focus knob

Focus knobs are beastly as an avocado. YE WHO SAYS THIS NAME SHALL BE BLESSED BY AN AVOCADO SOME DAY

Avocado + focus knob equals ULTIMATE POWER

by Focus knob May 8, 2017

Fetus fucker

Someone who has sexual intercourse with a newborn infant.

Jason:Hey bro my wife just had a baby!
Eric:yeah I’m a fetus fucker I just took its virginity after 18 seconds I fucked it in the ass when it came out her vagina.

by Crackheadniggerpenis August 17, 2022

Hocus pocus, there's pizza on your focus.

The phrase you say when you put a slice of pizza on someone's car focus. Fucking hilarious joke. It is only acceptable to use if you either live in the UK or are from the UK.

Daniel: Hocus pocus, there's pizza on your focus. *throws pizza on the focus*
*A few minutes later*
Susan: Why the fuck is there pizza on me focus?

by giltinė October 29, 2020

Fetus

A tabby cat that primary eats paper and runs on your ankles while you walk.

There is a Fetus in my hamper

by Beardface McWonderful March 14, 2014