3rd Floor Whore

A title given to anyone who roams third floor continuously or just sits their lazy ass in one of the 5 conference rooms. Even when these people/whores don't have the rooms booked, they still occupy the rooms cause that's how 3rd Floor Whores roll. They spend countless hours argueing about nothing, and get nothing accomplished. The result of roaming 3rd Floor like a lost soul are bad test/exam marks, being late for class, and skipping class or an entire course for some students. Some beleive that when they pass away, they will still continue to roam 3rd floor like the ghosts from Harry Potter.

3rd Floor Whore 1: Hey you going to Economics?
Whore 2: I haven't been to Economics since the first day I stepped on third floor.
Whore 1: That's pretty bad cause we have a test soon.
Whore 2: Fuck my life.

3rd Floor Whore 1: Hey I'm studying for my exam in third floor.
Whore 2: (4 hours later) How much have you studied?
Whore 1: I've been on the same page for 3 hours, fuck my life.

by SwiftRich March 17, 2008

Craftmatic Adjustable Floor-Whore

A particularly accommodating female sexual partner

When I'm horny, there's nothing quite like hopping on my Craftmatic Adjustable Floor-Whore.

by Batrastard April 21, 2003

Floorin' It

A sex position made by Eliot from Des Plaines where the man bends the girl over the drivers seat of his car, positions her head on the gas pedal, and every time he rams her from behind the engine revs.

Eliot: Dude I was parking with my girl last night and she begged for me to put her head on my gas pedal and bone her from behind, man I was floorin' it for like an hour.
Max: Damn bro, you floor'ed that hoe!

by Eadam000 February 25, 2012

Touring the 3rd Floor

When you fucked somebody but you're trying to cover it up the next morning. Or even the night of for that matter.

Wes: You definitely fucked him last night
Sue: No we were just touring the 3rd floor.
Wes: I'm sure you were

by The Wandering Man September 2, 2009

wipe the floor with

Metaphor;
- To defeat someone easily.

A - "Brazil will still prevail without Neymar".

B - "Germany will wipe the floor with them".

by prepstar July 8, 2014

d floor

the dance floor, where people dance at parties

yo did you see that guys moves on the d floor last night?

by frexxx November 2, 2008

Blood On The Dance Floor

The definition of someone raping your ear with shitty music.

Person 1: Hey what are you listening to?
Scene dumb ass: Blood On The Dance Floor.
Person 1: *beats the shit out of scene dumb ass*

by SugarToLove December 8, 2014