Christopher Flowers

A rich kid that inherited a pool and a mansion in Texas.

Christopher Flowers sure is lucky!

by Christopher flowers November 16, 2018

Flower Plower

A Flower Plower is a person or thing that is ridiculous by definition, and generally destroyer of happiness or well-being

That girl is ridiculous.

What a Flower Plower.

by FLASHtruths March 6, 2013

bro flowers

A play on words from the company "Pro Flowers". It would be gay to send your bro some flowers so instead, send him bro flowers which is just a case of beer. (preferably Natty-Light)

I got an order from Bro Flowers at work yesterday. My bros are the best. Everybody in the office was jelous of my Natty-lights

by baskerville89 November 17, 2011

country flower

The smell of a woman's clean vagina

She just cleaned her pussy so it smelled like a country flower

by TheREAL_BS December 27, 2013

mermaid flower

A flower created as a result of mutated cells. It's beauty is rivalled by nothing but the human embodiment of itself. It's sweet scent and vibrant colours make it highly sought after and it is famed for it's beautiful appearance.

Did you see the mermaid flower?
Isn't that mermaid flower spectacular?

by Cherry flamingo December 18, 2015

rare flower

A girl that is so attractive, she raises the standard of what beauty is. Model quality, 10/10. So rare, you wonder to yourself, "What is a girl this attractive doing in my dinky little backwater, is she defective?".

So far this semester, I've seen about 5 or 6 rare flowers around campus. Woof...

by mike litoris777 August 5, 2019

Boi Flower

A male organ situated by the anus.

Spread them cheeks an let me see that Boi Flower.

by Boi Flowerologist July 21, 2022