Fetus Cletus

When a man overly obsesses with the stomach of a pregnant woman. This usually includes rubbing hand and face on her stomach, occasionally stopping to sniff.

Hey Amanda, why are you crying!

Your damn roommate keeps asking to feel up my unborn baby! He's a Fetus Cletus!

by The_Frozen_Unicycle November 20, 2013

fetus monger

an insult used against a child who is a mommas boy/daddy's girl and a big pussy
who cant defent themselves

"steven you little fetus monger! I hate your face!"

by Bud June 21, 2003

Fetus Deletus

its abortian. also why the fuck are you looking up fetus deletus? get a life you dumb hoe. go play fortnite or something.

can I fetus deletus myself?

by TheTragicKiwi April 15, 2019

fetus punch

if you're doing a pregnant chick and you are about to cum, you hit her in the stomach so she clinches her pussy real tight around your cock.

i was sloppy drunk and having a hard time getting off with this pregnant 16 year old, so i fetus punched her. that solved my problem.

by dave July 18, 2003

Chocolate fetus

When you take a shit so large it feels like you're giving birth.

"Oh man, Jerry, I just gave birth to a chocolate fetus!"

by Wallets August 28, 2015

fetus factory

a woman who has constant sex, and produces many babies.

Person 1: Toni is such a fetus factory.

Person 2: I know. She has intercourse way too much!

by Ben Dover Now PleaseKayThanks March 10, 2009

Fetus Fucker

Exactly what you think.

"Damb you, your a fetus fucker"

by Shatan3144Satan August 14, 2018