Sham-Fitness

noun: Every Health Blog
Do you Have:

Tuberculosis, Cancer, Kidney Stones, Child Support?

You need Essential Oils!
Have: ANY PAIN WHATSOEVER?!?!

Go Gluten Free today and undo a lifetime of bad decisions!

Also refers to fake gym selfies on Instagram

Stop struttn you sham-fitness booty like you earned dat

by MyMotherWasACarrot January 19, 2018

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The Feint

When a man attempts to sleep with a woman by pretending to be homosexual

Bill slept with Jessica by pulling off The Feint

by The one hump wonder August 8, 2018

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Related Words

FEITN • Fein • feitan • fitnessgram pacer test • Fitness • feign • feind • fitneek • fitna • feinettesupremacy

The FitnessGram Pacer Test

Torture...

“Yoooo, I went up to 50 In the FitnessGram Pacer Test!”
“Carrlooss!”

by Bringmethememes April 15, 2019

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The Fitness Gram Pacer Test

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start

Guy 1: what did you do today?
Guy 2: the worst running test ever.
Guy 1: The Fitness Gram Pacer Test.

by Memes n’ stuff March 3, 2020

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