Exsession

When ones obsessed with their ex, or their ex is obsessed with them.

Wow your ex girlfriend sure has an exsession with you

by FuckboyStyle January 1, 2018

Excuse

logic that leads to doing less work that you know you should be doing for superior moral reasons anyway

Example:
"I dont want to work today because I have neckpain"

Ok, you should probably still do it and fix your neckpain later as best as you can.

What is not a valid excuse? This is where the 'moral' bit comes into play.
Technically the old definition would call this an excuse too:
"I dont want to kill those 15 starving children because I dont like killing".

But a real excuse in my humble opinion is an excuse only when you duck out of doing something that would be the *right* thing to do - something you should be doing for a higher purpose.

by Hali1256 April 2, 2018

excuseplanation

When explaining what happened turns into why it's not your fault.

I would have been to work on time if it wasn't for that ridiculously long train, and that's my excuseplanation!

by BKLvly May 8, 2018

exuberant cardio

Having sex; particularly high energy, athletic, sweaty, really-good-workout sex.

"Steve and James did some really exuberant cardio last night. We could hear them from downstairs."

"Hey, whatever burns your calories!"

by Doro's Mama June 13, 2018

Excuse me!

A word said by the legend himself, JIMIN FROM THE MOST POPULAR GROUP BTS

Jimin: h-hey how much is dis
JUNGKOOK: Nono Excuse me!-
Jimin: EXCUSE ME OH HEY YEAH COME ON

by sugacansuckmyjiminsizedpepper June 29, 2018

exseedlingly

Refers to a more-extreme-than-normal level of something caused by planting baby trees.

After jumping on the Earth Day bandwagon, John was exseedlingly careful about only harvesting already-dead trees for firewood.

by QuacksO August 12, 2018

excusetive

Being full of excuses; always giving an excuse instead of being honest;

She's doesn't have to be so excusetive

by MjRayne November 8, 2018