Exclusionist

Someone in the LGBT+ community who thinks that someone else's identity is their business

Mark's an exclusionist, he should probably go outside

by little guy police September 1, 2022

Weak Excuse

An attempt to explain your motives, which ends in a horribly epic fail.

"Our country was founded by Christians"- A weak excuse to explain why we should separate separation of church and state.

"I was curious..."- A weak excuse to cover your tracks for knocking a girl up.

by Brian Wolffe January 5, 2009

co-exclusively independent

A state of romantic relationship within which you are exclusively seeing and sexing each other, yet, maintaining enough distance to be independent like a boss.

dude 1: "Is she single?"
dude 2: "No, she's co-exclusively independent with Boris"
dude 1: "So she'd fuck me, right?"
dude 2: "No, she only fucks Boris"

by semitaken June 2, 2013

excusecraft

A subset of corporate communication that involves developing plausible explanations for what went disastrously wrong with a project, usually to avoid responsibility as an outcome of blamestorming.

The client isn't buying that they lost our phone message about the missed deadline -- better start practicing some excusecraft.

by drwende July 8, 2005

excuseapedia

a person who is always making up excuses

Krista Leach is an excuseapedia. She always has a reason for why things aren't done.

by laleach3 August 19, 2011

abuse excuse

Silly little lies made up by those in the unfortunate position of being in abusive relationships, but aren't ready to deal with it yet.

That po' bitch need a new abuse excuse fo' all da' beatdowns she be gittin!

by abuseexcuse.org August 30, 2013

tactical excuse

An excuse or set of excuses that removes or points the blame of poor performance or poor planning on ones equipment, other operators, or acts of god such as weather.

Operator 1: Hey what seems to be the issue, you were just laughing at how easy this was going to be a few days ago?
Operator 2: The sun is in my eyes, and its so cold I can't complete simple tasks, but mostly I'm hungry and when that happens I get dizzy. Any other time non of this would not be an issue.
Operator 1: Damn, your full of tactical excuses... go change your manpon.

by trevp April 15, 2015