A queerish fag that likes to take big black cock up his anal. A very small micro penis is added to the body with a hair cut that looks like a lesbian. Jake is also a lesbo. He also has a M.I.L.F. as a mother who's name is Tina and she is very sexy
Jeff: "Look at that kid, he's sucha "Jake Estrada"
Billy: " I know, no one talks to him and he has no friends.
Billy: " I know, no one talks to him and he has no friends.
by The Zipper69 January 1, 2012
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Angry Girlfriend on phone: "If you don't come over here right now and shoot me in my asshole face for having to write this paper, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO PULL A DIRTY ESSAY!"
Loving Boyfriend: "If you don't write your essay I will come over and shit in your face. Thats a promise or you'll get a Dirty Sanchez."
Loving Boyfriend: "If you don't write your essay I will come over and shit in your face. Thats a promise or you'll get a Dirty Sanchez."
by Haeden'sKitty March 30, 2009
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My girlfriend has an essman so I won't eat her out.
My girlfriend has an essman so I won't eat her out.
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That fucking essea prick has been on facebook writing shit again. I hope he chokes.
Apparently, essea thinks you're a dork. He won't say it to your face, but he spread it all over the internet.
Apparently, essea thinks you're a dork. He won't say it to your face, but he spread it all over the internet.
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