Empay

A person who regularly makes excuses for poor performance.

Person 1: you really should have won that race, you were first with four laps remaining .

Person 2: each lobby has different settings so it is hard to get used to and they have different rates of wear.

Person 1: stop making excuses, you are such an Empay.

by Pineappleclassics13 May 26, 2020

empty your glock

To work furiously at a given task leaving yourself "empty" and tired. Emptying your Glock, in sports terms, is to "leave it all out on the field" giving one hundred percent and thus, an empty Glock.

"Empty your glock! Show me you work for something."

by Ev Willy November 18, 2020

emphasi

plural of emphasis

i'm majoring in Business with a double emphasi

by iamsomadwtf January 29, 2021

emptyl

When your cart is empty

they won't let this part be emptyl

by i_cant_find_a_name February 6, 2021

Emptying Out

When you sit on the toilet for over an hour trying to shit all your shit out.

Girl: Heyyyyy come on over my parents aren't home ;)
Guy: Sorry, I cannot. I am emptying out right now.
Girl: EWWWW GROSS WTF WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME THAT

by Harry B. Alls February 9, 2021

Empyreal

The land full of hope and pride. A place only tormented by the Dracula cult. A paradise without beauty. The only place where teens sit all day talking about lolis and how they wish that anime girls were real, The only place with a melon and a sandwich that beat each other. The only place with a demented cult of furry simps that pray to Dracula every night before bed. This is Empyreal. A land made great by the god of Jazz himself. Every day he has to face the burden of talking to annoying people.

Jazz: Hey melon I just woke up
Melon: Just let me enjoy Empyreal

Jazz: Hey melon I just ate
Melon: Just let me enjoy Empyreal

Dracula: * breaths*
Every furry there: THIS IS WHY EMPYREAL IS SO GOOD

by Father of jazz March 29, 2021

emphobic

Having or showing dislike of prejudice against @nastyems.

I hate Em. I’m Emphobic.

by anonymous112804 April 7, 2021