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emeril

the act of ejaculating into your hand after intercourse and throwing it in her face while yelling "BAM!"
by Bulldog January 30, 2003
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emerica

a kick ass skate shoe company. not eminems country u dumbass
i got a new pair of emericas today.

i want to get sponsered by emerica
by DAR May 6, 2003
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emerg

Noun: The student run, volunteer EMS agency at the GW University. Capable of responding to all medical emergencies (asthma attacks, dislocated joints, heart attacks, cardiac arrest) on and off campus.
"EMeRG saved that guy whose heart stopped yesterday"
by emerg December 24, 2007
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ultimate embrace

1. This position is not simple sex, it’s true lovemaking in the complete sense of the word. Begin with the female on top position. The woman should sit up straight and get comfortable. Now, the man sits up with her, holding her in his arms and she holding him. Now the important part: do nothing. Don’t move, just look at each other, hold each other or talk lovingly to one another. Kiss for a while, laugh, close your eyes. For the next while, just enjoy the feeling of ultimate closeness and tenderness. Those deeply in love will relish this one the most.
Once we were married we truly enjoyed the ultimate embrace.
by Bud E Love May 16, 2003
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Emeric

by Klau1223 July 2, 2016
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Federal Emergency Management Agency

An agency that is supposed to help out during emergencies, such as national disasters. An agency that fell flat on its face following Hurricane Katrina.
The Federal Emergency Management Agency went straight to hell under Bush's watch as he turned it back into a political job factory for his cronies.
by jesster79 September 27, 2005
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emergency

1) A medical or behavioral condition of which the onset is sudden. It manifests itself by symptoms of such severity that a prudent lay person with an average knowledge of medicine and health could reasonably expect that the absence of immediate medical attention would result in: placing the health of the afflicted person in serious jeopardy; placing the health of an individual with a behavioral health condition or others in serious jeopardy; causing serious impairment of the individual's bodily functions; causing serious dysfunction of any bodily organ or part; causing serious disfigurement of the afflicted individual.

2) Any instance for which, in the determination of the President, federal assistance is needed to supplement state and local efforts and capabilities to save lives and protect property and public health and safety or to lessen or avert the threat of a disaster in any part of the United States. Emergency Program: The interim program of the National Flood Insurance Program as implemented on an emergency basis to provide a first layer of subsidized insurance before the detailed risk studies from which actuarial rates are computed have been completed.

3) A. Any occasion or instance--such as a hurricane, tornado, storm, flood, tidal wave, tsunami, earthquake, volcanic eruption, landslide, mudslide, snowstorm, fire, explosion, nuclear accident, or any other natural or man-made catastrophe--that warrants action to save lives and to protect property, public health, and safety (FEMA definition). B. A sudden occurrence demanding immediate action that may be due to epidemics, technological catastrophes, strife or to natural or man-made causes (World Health Organization definition).

4) any sudden unforeseen crisis (usually involving danger) that requires immediate action
by IrishRepublicanArmy January 10, 2004
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