The Salior Boy Experience

Hand cuffing a drunk friend to a chair and proceeding to smack them in the face with a chode(s).
Andy got the salior boy experience when he passed out at Doecker's house last thursday...he loved it!!!
by Don Everest April 08, 2005
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Near-Relationship Experience

A romance that comes very close to becoming a committed relationship, but then ends for any number of reasons.
Oh, we had a near-relationship experience last summer and he's still all weird about it.
by Mandizi May 25, 2010
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Shota Experience

when a adult women wants to experience rough sex with a grade school boy
Mari: AHH!! Supa! Unload your plushie stuffing in my tight e-pussy!!!

Vegeta: That's pretty hot ngl

Supa: Damn vegeta, way to ruin my Shota Experience
by Tacoshells October 23, 2018
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It is this fact the MANDATORY SHITEATER in placeRETRIBUTION for pedophilia.
This is not the NEUROSCIENCE COPROPHAGIA EXPERIMENT which very elaborately us the act of retribution not imaginary as truly for real.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE October 15, 2021
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True girlfriend experience

Hey!.

What’s your donation?..
Well it’s $150 for 1 hour
And$350 a true girlfriend experience...
by Albeaii July 17, 2018
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near birth experience

abortion, when a baby is near birth
Mary had a near birth experience.
by Kevin March 19, 2004
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(v.) To go down to the nearest catholic girls school during ones' lunchbreak and reach orgasm, whether it be by hand or underage schoolgirl (or boy)
John has a thing for religious chicks and molesting kids. After they reported his lunchtime religious experience, he had to hide in the bushes and jack off. What he didn't know was that the local dealer used to do his thing around there, and beat he shit out of him.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004
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