jesus erection

when a man is able to reach erection quickly after ejacultion.

Dude i totally had a jesus erection last night in bed.

by witchslayer69 May 19, 2018

cerebral erection

When you really like an idea or a thought, it gives you a cerebral erection.

When Denny told me about his new business idea, it gave me a cerebral erection.

by Playa Wizard May 7, 2018

reddit erection

sort of like a instinct when someone disrespects things redditors like

nerd: Keanu reeves is trash

*reddit erection kicks in*
reddit chad: *buttfucks the nerd until he apologizes*

by naenihanaenae February 13, 2022

wake-up erection

erection that is effected through engorgement of the penis during sleep. Also called morning erection.

He is having problems with erection so when he wakes up in the morning and finds himself having wake-up erection, he engages in sex with his wife.

by uttam maharjan June 22, 2010

Shared Erection

When two or more male mammals get erections from the same thing.

Jim: Did you see Penny in those jeans today?
Tim: Yeah, it gave me a total boner.
Jim: I guess that makes it a shared erection.

by Dick Lodge January 28, 2011

Sony Erection

A cell phone used by many dumb Americans. Many get them for free but some actually pay for them...STUPID AMERICANS!!!! Mainly used in the Forest.

Let go of Sony Erection

Give me my erection please

Put my erection back in my hand now!!!

by eilick baals July 9, 2006

death erection

1. The most awesome metal band of all time.

2. Upon being hanged, the last action is a violent orgasm and erection, called a death erection.

Hey man, did you see death erection last night?

Yeah man. they're fucking great.

by beau gordon February 9, 2010