erection

When your penis stands to attention. See boner, stiffy.

Thinking about my girlfriend always gives me an erection.

by urban pervert April 25, 2003

presidential erection

noun. the excitement of any possible chance of replacing the current president via a new election.

"I've such a presidential erection for 2008."

by Justin & Todd November 25, 2007

Connection Erection

The pleasurable feeling when a person has linked, joined or connected to another someone after a series of failed attempts.

After a bunch of tries signing in to my Xbox Live, I got pissed off. A guy from tech support was able to solve my problems and I was able to play online again. I was feeling a real Connection Erection right then and there.

by LineSixRocker June 30, 2011

electrons

negative assholes

i am surrounded by electrons in highschool

by ooooftwin February 17, 2019

wand erection

a funnier and more accurate name for one direction

Friend 1: Hey do you like one direction?
Friend 2: More like Wand Erection

by Yas I'm Newton June 22, 2014

nipple erection

a word thats really cool and its when u can totally see your nipples through your shirt. its pretty nasty!

lena: omg! i cant even look at you!
me: why?
lena: you have like a nipple erection or something!

another name for it is nippleITITS

by wow im soo not about to tell you May 19, 2005

erection

The event in which the penis becomes stiff and hard ready to get stroked,inserted,sucked,stucked,beated,ejaculated,bent,kicked,kneed,etc.

"Wow this porno video is giving me an erection!"

by Josh May 11, 2003