Email

In 1978, a 14 year old developed a computer program, email. Ray Tomlison created the means of it in 1971. Yet for some reason no one really used it, because my mom still tells me I should wright a letter to my friends...

Mom: You should send a letter to them...

Teenager: Uh, no... Can I email them instead...

Mom: …

by ClaraBug2007 March 29, 2021

Dirty Email

When you send a business email bereft of any introductions, platitudes, or business jargon... just a here it is.

Hey just sent you a dirty email - with nothing but the file attached.

by Jennaskolj November 5, 2020

Fascist Emailer

A graduate of Wittenberg University, circa 1989, also known as Joe TV, Parrot, Amoeba, The Shocker, and Shockobot.

When Fascist Emailer distributed another one of his insane diatribes, we laughed and said "Oh, that Shockobot."

by Aggrandizer November 12, 2007

email

the best way to send your dick pics

daniel sent me a dick pic to my email.... i can't wait to fuck him

by dicklicker3000 May 18, 2021