captain dumpling

A more appropriate alternative term for captain dip shit most commonly referred to for the work center / department moron that the company they work for will not fire regardless of what a fuck up he or she is. A captain dumpling’s stupidity and terrible work ethic not only irritates their supervisors and management team beyond belief, but their fellow floor level employees as well.

Supervisor) This guy has worked here for five years and he still can’t turn in a job without missing paperwork!
Manager) Let me guess, Captain Dumpling

by anonymous March 31, 2021

dumple

The small indentation immediately beside the anus. A dumper-dimple.

there was a small piece of tissue stuck in my dumple, but she took care of it.

by LemmeK March 1, 2013

Trump Dumpling

Something that sounds good, but is full of shit.

He said I could breath on Mars if I tried hard enough. That was a real Trump Dumpling.

by NanchangKev April 24, 2020

little hunny sweety dumpling

Word of endearment you use when you know the person is a asshole but you still love them

Peep 1: "I just burn down a house"
Person 2: "Wtf Little hunny sweety dumpling?!"

by Fluffy Rice January 13, 2025

Chocolate Dumpling

The last shit crap droplet that just doesnt quite make it all the way down the drain, and ends up coming back up after the flushing stops. Is usually rather small and often a companion to the Cottonelle Caper.

George W. Bush's dog then regurgimitated the Chocolate Dumpling he ate earlier from an electric port-o-potty.

by EmailinaTHeArNer June 13, 2011

Steaming Dumpling

After she lets you shove balloons up her ass. You realize she’s a whore and you think of the Steaming Dumpling. Defecating in her pussy standing up.

That bitch was so grime I gave her a steaming dumpling.🥟

by Lokibrilliant April 21, 2024

Dumpling Pimp

When you are from New York, you are a streamer, and you make the best dumplings in town.

That NY Stallion is a straight dumpling pimp.

by Shamwowedyou November 22, 2024