Dump and Dive

When your boss decides to manage up by taking on more responsibility than the department has a reasonable expectation of completing, and then dumps the work on his/her subordinates which is followed by an expeditious dive into his/her office to avoid the pending fallout.

Can you believe Jeff’s latest dump and dive? There’s no way we’re going to be able to get all that done without installing a shower and some Murphy beds in the office.

by Furry Trout April 5, 2010

Pinch n’ dump

When you masturbate to the point of completion and right before the climax you pinch your foreskin catching the load and dumping at your own desired time and location

I was on vacation at my grandma’s and wasn’t comfortable ruining her sheets so I did the pinch n’ dump and let it go in the toilet

by Kentonawesome March 21, 2019

power dump

Bowel movement which travels at extreme speeds; Aided by compressed gas behind the feces, producing a rocket-like display of power; Known to rattle the pipes as it's flushed.

It hurts so bad to hold this in. I just know it'll be a power dump!

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 17, 2003

dumbfuck

an extreme dumbass
(dumbass)^(dumbass)=dumbfuck

Satish ran into his garage door from inside his garage. Therefore he is a dumbfuck.

by Miga July 11, 2003

dump

to shit; or the actual shit

Wow Kate...I just took a huge dump in your toilet. It might explode.

by Mrs. Bobby Johnson December 28, 2005

pump and dump

Similar to a one night stand. One who purposely fornicates with another, while not intending to see them in the future. Like a conquest.

Chad: "Dude, I scored a hot piece of ass last night!"

Ken: "What, is she like your girlfriend now or something?"

Chad: "Naw man, it was just a pump and dump scenario. I've got a date with Buffy tonight."

by Angela Wallenbrock, MD November 23, 2007

Dumbfuck

Someone who is blissfully and in some cases dangerously unaware of just how fucking stupid they really are.

For example most Donald Trump supporters are complete dumbfucks.

by Beaverchaser September 8, 2016