Dual Survival

A television show on Discovery Channel which features two former body-builders cast into survival situations.

Through their survival adventures they realize that despite their manly exteriors, they have deep emotion voids which are only filled when they are together.

dude #1: Should we watch "Brokeback Mountain" tonight?
dude #2: No; Dual Survival is on.

by babarfunk May 15, 2011

Dual Wield

Wielding two items at once, of any particular matter.

I dual wield swords <==|-('.')-|==>
I dual wield guns
I dual wield pencils

by Some Noob dual wielding often August 24, 2009

Dully Tele

1) The Daily Telegraph, a London based conservative newspaper often enlisted in boring and dull propaganda for the UK Conservative Party.

2) One who writes such propaganda; more generally those who follow such lines, whether readers or not, bloggers and posters of such mind and expression.

3) (More generally) tedious, tendentious, dull in a dispirited and dispiriting way.

The Daily Telegraph when acting in propagandist mode, and its writers, readers, bloggers and posters in like actions.

"Think I've been dully teled."

"Doom, doom, and thrice Dully Tele. . . "

"You Dully Teles" get on everyone's . . . nerves . . "

"Dully Tele or {Dilly Tele, that is the question . . "

by Mousico February 24, 2009

Duality

The act of poking ones eyes out to heal their pain

I push mny fingers in my eyes, its the only way to stop the ache.

by citty catty cat May 5, 2005

Dual Screen

Nintendo's new Handheld console featuring two 3 inch screens, one of which is touch sensative, is also backwards compatible for GBA/GB software

Guy1: Wanna play on my DS?
Guy2: OOO yeah go on then

by Arkz September 12, 2004

Dualies

Testicles,balls,nuts, the male reproductive organ.

"You just got kicked in the dualies"

by TheStein May 30, 2009

dual

A secret word discovered from the calendar of the Mayans. The Mayans were known as the indigenous people of southeastern Mexico. The true meaning of the word 'dual' is unknown but it is said that only the people who can use this secret terminology are the people who have said to have been an important figure in a previous life. if you ever come across a person speaking this secret language, you will have discovered a huge influential figure from our past, and the new life they live will lead them to similar opportunities in making history in todays world.

Dick: "What did you do today?"
John: "Not a lot really. Just had a quick dual."

OR

Dick: "Hey John can you please dual me?"
John: "Sure dude. I'll just go dual the dishes and I'll come back."

by fishlikepsycology June 21, 2011