Double Daring It

1. The act of going about business in a randomly idiotic way.

2. The art of turning a mundane procedure into a challenging obstacle.

3. Instead of going about a task in a practical, sane or reasonable manner, one does things in a goofy, silly and ridiculous way.

Instead of reaching for the remote control with your hands or getting up to get it, try double daring it by using your feet or any object long enough to bring the remote closer to you.

Rather than bringing your cup closer to the water faucet, proceed by double daring it by getting the water into your cup by using your hands.

by Waldo Spanks May 23, 2010

Slunt Double

A girl that resembles another girl you have already had sex with.

Hey, that girl there looks like your ex Jessica? Yeah she a total slunt double.

by R8tr September 5, 2012

Double Plumsey

Two of something rare in a row (either good or bad).

A: "Did you see that guy who got stuck by lightning two days in a row?"
B: "Poor guy, a lightning double plumsey is bad luck."

A: "I was playing poker last night and I got a full house."
B: "Nice."
A: "Yeah, and then I got another full house straight after!"
B: "No way?! Double plumsey."

by Wario P@ June 27, 2012

Double Chalker

Someone with a circumference so wide that two pieces of chalk are required to draw their outline on the pavement.

Shit, the stiff's a double chalker. Lou, get on the phone to the fire department, we aint lifting him with our backs.

by the oob April 13, 2010

Double Rods

Double birds. Extending two middle fingers. Used as a greeting by fans of Houston's KGOW 1560 AM.

Hey Sean & John, long-time listener, 1st-time caller. Double rods!

by stevo642 October 1, 2010

double standardised

In essence, a nicer term for someone who is a hypocrite, or is being hypocritical. Comes from 'double standards'.

I prefer the term "double standardised".

by hauntson September 23, 2010

double airbag

A double air bag is when your balls deep into 300+ pound women while driving and you fuck her so hard the airbag goes off crushing you between dirty seat and sweaty ass

Omg I got the best double airbag last night although now I have a funeral to go to

by Double airbag May 20, 2016