double standardised

In essence, a nicer term for someone who is a hypocrite, or is being hypocritical. Comes from 'double standards'.

I prefer the term "double standardised".

by hauntson September 23, 2010

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Double Daring It

1. The act of going about business in a randomly idiotic way.

2. The art of turning a mundane procedure into a challenging obstacle.

3. Instead of going about a task in a practical, sane or reasonable manner, one does things in a goofy, silly and ridiculous way.

Instead of reaching for the remote control with your hands or getting up to get it, try double daring it by using your feet or any object long enough to bring the remote closer to you.

Rather than bringing your cup closer to the water faucet, proceed by double daring it by getting the water into your cup by using your hands.

by Waldo Spanks May 23, 2010

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Double Chalker

Someone with a circumference so wide that two pieces of chalk are required to draw their outline on the pavement.

Shit, the stiff's a double chalker. Lou, get on the phone to the fire department, we aint lifting him with our backs.

by the oob April 13, 2010

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double bish

Two bishes who are dating and both having babies people also call them double bitches

Guy: Look at those hotties O_o
Guy 2: Not so hot when you know they double bishes
Guy: XD gay ass niggas

by Bitzboy September 4, 2016

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Double Plumsey

Two of something rare in a row (either good or bad).

A: "Did you see that guy who got stuck by lightning two days in a row?"
B: "Poor guy, a lightning double plumsey is bad luck."

A: "I was playing poker last night and I got a full house."
B: "Nice."
A: "Yeah, and then I got another full house straight after!"
B: "No way?! Double plumsey."

by Wario P@ June 27, 2012

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