Dinger

Hockey;
A slang-term describing a puck making a loud "ding" noise after a really hard shot hits off of a bar on the net. As the puck hits a bar of the net, it creates a sometimes insanely loud "ding". As people hear it, they scream "DINGER!!" and usually the person who excecuted the shot will say it as well.

Player: *Pulls back for a nasty wrister.*
Player: *Shoots puck and dings off of the right post*
Player: "DINGER!"
Other Player: "Don't be such a plug."

by jason906906 June 14, 2015

Dinger

A home run at least 900 ft.; The greatest thing ever

Kent Murphy's dinger went 10,000 ft., I'm gonna go eat a cheese dog with him after the game.

by blanebwb October 25, 2015

Dinger

An extremely and/or long baseball hit during a game

I hit a hella'va dinger at last nights games

by Drapp July 23, 2016

Dinger

referring to the "baseball" sex reference it means you went all the way

Tinos: Yo i hit a dinger yesterday
Seth: Fuck yeah dude, you boned her.

by vjfvjf July 16, 2016

dingeritis

The strong sense of depression and/or sickness due to lack of hitting dingers (playing baseball).

Garrett had a bad case of dingeritis in the days leading up to baseball season... He couldn't wait to hit those dingers.

by twinkletwinklelittlesprinkle June 4, 2016

dinger tots

A straight white male, cocky in nature, known by his crew for hitting lots of dingers; it is common knowledge that if he is not hitting dingers he can be found getting high or at the local KFC

Opposing team: "move in this kid sucks"
Dinger tots:"fuck you I'm dinger tots!"

by Bret3576 May 31, 2016

doniger

A 70-something year old acting teacher who makes obscure shakespeare references that you don't get, but laugh anyway because you desperatley want him to like you. Will only cast you if he likes you, and will kill you if you skip class. His name is actually a unique combination of "dong" and "n*****".

I'm sorry, I can't do anything after school for the next three months; Doniger cast me in the blackbox production.

by Anonymous_Theatrekid March 7, 2017