Doing a Shoma

Expecting the other party to do what you are supposed to, because you think you *are* the better person.

- Could you move your chair please? So I could pass.
- No. you can go around it. Duh.
- Oh dangit! You are Doing a Shoma on me.

by The friend of Shoma June 26, 2021

Doing The Josh Hawley

When you tug your cock and balls in-between your legs so it looks like you have a vagina.

He was dancing in front of a mirror, doing the Josh Hawley, wondering what real men do on weekends.

by Mentos the Freshmaker November 8, 2021

lunar docking

When a man or woman shits in a vagina.

Shelly had a lunar docking last night. That shit was fucked up.

by Big CB December 9, 2008

pollo domingo

An inexplicable and almost singular craving for Chik-Fil-A on a Sunday afternoon, the one day a week Chik-Fil-A is closed; an ironic Sunday afternoon craving for Chik-Fil-A that is closely related to its unobtainability.

Michael was struck by a sudden fit of pollo domingo Sunday afternoon only to discover after pulling into the parking lot that the Chik-Fil-A was closed.

by mjflanagan February 3, 2010

Cyber Docking

While Skyping, rubbing one's cock against the computer screen while your partner also does the same. Must be done to completion to count as true Cyber Docking.

Yo bro, I just engaged in cyber docking with my homey in London. Now my monitor is a mess.

by Dr. Awesome23 April 12, 2011

i should be doing homework

What you're thinking. Usually thought with a computer sitting by said homework.

I should be doing homework but instead I'm on urban dictionary because it's more interesting.

by 2112iskewl November 14, 2015

Doing a Roberts

Wandering aimlessly around the office, avoiding work and occasionally pretending to make a 'very important' phonecall

"Where is he? This report was supposed to be finished an hour ago!"
"He's was here a second ago - He must be doing a roberts"

by chichesterfield October 5, 2007