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Swamp Diving

The female equivalent of a blumpkin; when a male performs oral sex on a female while she deficates into a toilet.
"What did you do last night jimmy?"
"Man, I met this freaky chick and took her home, I ended up swamp diving till early this morning".
by patrick enis February 28, 2011
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Joy Division

An area of WW2 concentration camps where women and children were forced into sexual slavery.
Take them to the Joy Division.
by anon May 13, 2005
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vagina diving

the art of standing in front of a seated woman, and just burying your face into her vagina.
"...and that puts Jim in the lead by two points in the Vagina Diving competition!"
by Hobs April 17, 2003
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The Division Bell

Kickass Pink Floyd album, which is not defined yet, showing that people on Urban Dictionary have no sense of good music. The Division Bell centers mainly around Roger Waters leaving the band, and proves that Floyd is still fucking amazing even without that asshole. It is Floyd's final studio album to date.
Floyd poser: "Wow, that album Dark Side of the Moon is the best Pink Floyd album ever! I really like that song 'Dark Side of the Moon.'"

True Floyd fan: "What other albums do you like?"

Floyd poser: "Umm... Another Brick in the Wall?"

True Floyd fan: "Eat shit! Dark Side of the Moon is not a song, only an album, and it's called The Wall! Also, The Division Bell kicks ass, even without that asshole Roger Waters! You have no true taste in music!"

Floyd poser: "Who's Roger Waters?"
by PINK FLOYD PWNS December 24, 2007
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Divina

Divina - adjective used to describe women

“Divina’s” are girls who are really awesome. They are almost always positive, content with her lives, and very upbeat — if a little odd and eccentric.
“Divina’s” are usually hippies disguised as regular people. They dress normal, talk normal, and act normal, but if you get to know them their true nature is revealed. Most “Divina’s” do yoga, love taking scented oil baths, and know a bunch of random wacky facts about pot. They are also very artistic… They’re the kind of girls that know where all the nearest art museums are and which upcoming art shows have free wine. Their creativity and imagination know no boundaries and they are often caught daydreaming about random things like flowers, politics, or psychedelic drugs.

Overall, a “divina” is a really cool chick. “Divina-Women” are funny, hot, and spontaneous. When they walk into a room everyones attention turns immediately to them. Neil Strauss, author of the best-selling dating memoir The Game, puts it simply, "This is the kind of girl everyone wants, and it makes you feel awesome when you're the one who has her." Unfortunately for all the males out there, “divina’s” are almost always lesbians.
Sorry boys… better luck next time.

Examples of a “Divina”:
Really Cool Chick: “Dude, did you know that the declaration of independence was written on hemp paper?”

Random dude: “Why do you even know that? You are such a divina.”

Famous “Divina’s” in History:

-Ellen DeGeneres
-Jane Addams
-Christina Aguilera
-Helena, Comtesse de Noailles
-Lady Hester Lucy Stanhope
by Anivid Sixela July 15, 2014
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Divinity

Holyness, Piousness, Goody-goodyness.
"The priest has Divinity"
by Nicolo March 31, 2003
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Divine Ass

An ass so big that Moses himself, could not even part those cheaks
Channele had such a divine ass it is a wonder how she is able to walk.
by Chris.F April 8, 2007
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