Overheard or participated in conversations and or scenarios relating to biosecurity measures in social distancing during to the corona virus outbreak to prevent passing or bio matter from one person to the next that are absurd in nature.
71 year old lady has a fall and goes face first into the concrete lined tar road.
Social distancing conversation:
Woman stands 3 meters away and says:
"Are you ok? I don't want to get to close because I don't know what you have".
Social distancing conversations:
"Stay five feet away from me" a lady screeched at me while holding a large walking stick to to both threaten me and measure the distance between us.
Darling, we are in an aisle in the pharmacy, and you're shitting bricks and ready to clout me with your walking stick because I asked if you were in line.
Social distancing conversation:
Woman stands 3 meters away and says:
"Are you ok? I don't want to get to close because I don't know what you have".
Social distancing conversations:
"Stay five feet away from me" a lady screeched at me while holding a large walking stick to to both threaten me and measure the distance between us.
Darling, we are in an aisle in the pharmacy, and you're shitting bricks and ready to clout me with your walking stick because I asked if you were in line.
by Rusty spork March 24, 2020
Get the social distancing conversationsmug. Close enough to something or someone that you could pick that thing's nose with little effort, typically used in exaggeration.
by ThereAren'tAnyNamesLeft January 6, 2018
Get the nose picking distancemug. Someone who acts COVID woke by pretending to self-isolate and follow CDC guidelines in front of friends and family only to rip off their mask and lick a door handle as soon as your back is turned.
Saturday they were social social-distancing with about 100 strangers at a wedding so I'd stay the fuck away from them.
by Evolved guppy September 11, 2020
Get the Social Social-Distancingmug. "I thought she applied to your job"
"Nah, she had to go to a different store.. we're long distance coworkers now"
"Nah, she had to go to a different store.. we're long distance coworkers now"
by ginabun April 14, 2022
Get the Long distance coworkersmug. by 03430AmazinguComplete7976 May 4, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>The Distance I, Angel Hellstorm JOse RObles Was gapping<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by Draco Left January 17, 2021
Get the Lazy Distancemug. Someone you rarely hang out with: "Hey, want to have a zoom call tonight?"
You: "Sorry! I can't."
Someone you rarely hang out with: "Why not? It's not like you can go out."
You: "I know, but I'm practicing virtual social distancing."
You: "Sorry! I can't."
Someone you rarely hang out with: "Why not? It's not like you can go out."
You: "I know, but I'm practicing virtual social distancing."
by Little Walnut March 31, 2020
Get the Virtual Social Distancingmug.