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diploma mill

1. A company where you can buy a fake degree for a small fee as a fancy way to lie on your resume.

2. A For-Profit University or College that is not accredited and/or recognized that leaves you in a dead end job with student loan debt for the rest of your life.
Me: I bought my degree online off of a diploma mill so I can get a job as a mechanical engineer.
Interviewer: This is not a real college and you just bought that degree off of a diploma mill.

Friend: Is devry a good university?
Me: No, it's a diploma mill. Why not apply for University of North Texas instead.
Friend: Okay
by Vashfromtrigun January 30, 2019
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Irish Diplomacy

An ancient method of diplomacy from the Emerald Isle. Two men who have an issue with each other agree to sit down at a table with a bottle of whisky between them. As they discuss their issue, they must match each other shot for shot. The diplomatic relations are not over until the bottle is gone or someone dies.
"Hey, why were you hanging out with Emily? I thought you hated that chick for stealing from you."
"It's all fine now, we used Irish Diplomacy and worked everything out"
by Panzerbjorn November 2, 2011
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Dizcom

Disney Comedy - A Disney Channel original series or movie directed mainly towards girls age 8-12.
"Did you see that new episode of Hannah Montana last night?"
"No way, I don't watch any Dizcoms if I can help it."
by Robbie Hank October 6, 2007
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Discombobulate

Pronounced (DIS-Con-bob-U-LATE)

He looked a little pained...

When you unexpectedly take a trans back to your apartment and she bangs out the 6 incher beaver basher!

You: "Bloody hell Jammo, she blew my arse out like a wind sock"
Jammo: "I'm guessing you was 'discombobulated' when she said "no homo"..."
You: "Fu*k yeah!"
That old bloke was sad and discombobulated.
by feminazi_flamingo69 November 7, 2017
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discombobulation

an utter state of extreme drunkeness
let's get discombulated tonight
by keith wordage January 9, 2004
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Diplomatic Immunity

Magic The Gathering card Game.

Diplomatic Immunity is an Enchant Creature card for 1U that states: Enchanted creature cant be the target of spells or abilities.

Diplomatic Immunity cant be the target of spells or abilities.
Willie casted Diplomatic Immunity on his creature. His opponent could not kill it by targeting the creature or enchantment, so after many turns of being attacked Willies opponent lossed the game.
by The Jeff December 25, 2007
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Diplomatic Immunity

A clan on the game Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare on Xbox Live. A successful yet ignorant group of gamers often known as D.I. for short.
"Hey how long were you playing COD 4 last night?"
"A couple of hours, but i got off when some Diplomatic Immunity members started trash talking me."
by Cod4 fan May 23, 2009
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