The "Self destruction phase" is a phase in which people suddenly become distant or plain assholes with multiple of their so-called friends. This typically happens in High School.
Girl 1: Why has Abby been saying weird things to me and leaving me on read?
Girl 2: I heard she was in the Self destruction phase.
Girl 2: I heard she was in the Self destruction phase.
by LinkCanBackflip November 5, 2019
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Get the weapon of mass destruction mug.• Description: A male endowed with length, girth, and brutal natural stamina that lead to UPD. Not to be confused with Cod (note the small “d” for the small dick).
• Parameters:
o Must be able to bring the female to vast number of orgasms through deep penetrating thrusts with a session of great duration, consisting of many positions.
o Associated female remarks:
“OMG!”
“Is that going to fit?”
“It has its own zip code”
“How do you walk with that?”
“Is that a gun in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me? Followed by: “Honey I just put the gun on the table, that is me” – True story!
• Adverse medical affects:
o Honeymoon cystitis.
o Development of a hyperactive female libido.
o Swollen, sore vaginal lips for days after (what am I saying??? I want that!)
o The woman is swollen to the point where urinating is problematic.
o Walking, for the female, may be an issue.
• Parameters:
o Must be able to bring the female to vast number of orgasms through deep penetrating thrusts with a session of great duration, consisting of many positions.
o Associated female remarks:
“OMG!”
“Is that going to fit?”
“It has its own zip code”
“How do you walk with that?”
“Is that a gun in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me? Followed by: “Honey I just put the gun on the table, that is me” – True story!
• Adverse medical affects:
o Honeymoon cystitis.
o Development of a hyperactive female libido.
o Swollen, sore vaginal lips for days after (what am I saying??? I want that!)
o The woman is swollen to the point where urinating is problematic.
o Walking, for the female, may be an issue.
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by Billiam Beaver June 10, 2017
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"...Danica redeemed her fame as a Destructive Fainter when on her way down she broke the priceless mirror and damaged the wall."
by Wine Destroyer May 13, 2018
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