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Definite Maybe

The time honored 'Definite Maybe' is used when RSVP'ing to parties and events. It has all the confidence and decision of 'Definite' coupled with the flakiness and ability to back out of a 'Maybe'. RSVPs: Going, Not Going, Definite Maybe.

Your friends know you'll show up to the shindig, you just want them to beg you to come so you feel wanted. You were planning on going the whole time, but that's not how you operate. No, not you. The surprise party started at 8pm, but you know better and show up at 10pm and surprise THEM with your presence. Now that's thinking ahead.

You're the life of the party... whether you're there or you're not. You're a Definite Maybe.
Rhett is a Definite Maybe for the party tonight. I definitely know he'll maybe be here. Classic Rhett.

Dude, don't make me beg. I know you want to go to the party, stop being such a Definite Maybe.

He didn't even show up for his own surprise party. A Definite Maybe through and through. What a legend.
by Robthegreat December 31, 2013
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Faux Defecation

When one sits on the john for some amount of time before realizing they cannot release their fecal matter. The cause is sometimes constipation. However this is not always the case; the cause may be unknown. It is not uncommon for one to release gas during this period of time. Time elapsed before the epiphany varies greatly, experts suggest times from 1 minute all the way to a rare case in Japan in which the subject took over 27 hours (exact time is unknown). The mean is 11 minutes. The standard deviation, or σ, is approximately 7 minutes. Time does vary between species and sex.
(Whilst watching a football game)
John: Brb, I gotta take a dump. *10 minutes later*
Henry: Dude wtf are you doing? You just missed Janet Jackson's boob!
John: Damn I can't shit!
Henry: Oh man, you must have a case of Faux Defecation
by gingyman January 9, 2010
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Post Defqon Depression

PDD or Post Defqon Depression is a state of low mood and aversion to activity that can affect a person's thoughts, behaviour, feelings and physical well-being.

Experienced for weeks immediately after the annual Defqon 1 Festival, ravers who suffer PDD may be "coming down" and begin to feel sad, anxious, empty, helpless, worthless, guilty, irritable, restless, munted & scat.

Ravers may lose interest in activities that once were pleasurable, experience loss of appetite, problems concentrating, remembering details, making decisions; and may contemplate or attempt suicide.

For more help, search Facebook: PDD: Post Defqon Depression
Guy: "How unreal was Defqon 1 last week?!"

Girl: "I know, my Post Defqon Depression is almost unbearable".

Guy: "All I want is to be back at Defqon. FML..."
by PDD_Official August 16, 2012
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Defne

defne's are really ambitious and creative people. they love to listen to music and laugh. once they enter the room there is no turning back now because the party is about to get started. they have an amazing smile and tend to care about other people's problems more than their own. they are a hopeless romantic and crave love in their life. defne is a great friend but also a great girlfriend. they will cherish you until you get tired and throw them away.
"Oh, your name is Defne? Not Daphne?"
"NO... It's D-E-F-N-E"
"Ok Define."
by theleaftoyourtree January 14, 2020
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defwin

Defwin is short for 'default win', used in both e-sports and normal sports tournaments to describe a win you got by default, if your opponent doesn't show up. It is the opposite of a 'deflose'.
'Our enememies won't show up, so we will get a defwin :)'
'Sweet, a defwin'
'Damn, I got a defwin but I wanted to play :('
by Yakiro August 2, 2009
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Definithing

A vile and blatant copy of Urban Dictionary, more often than not (if not always) copy/pasting definitions of urban words from here.
Person: what is a controller jock?
Other Person: IDK, I'll just look it up on definithing.
Person: Why do I still hang out with you?
by phlofy June 25, 2015
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