The time honored 'Definite Maybe' is used when RSVP'ing to parties and events. It has all the confidence and decision of 'Definite' coupled with the flakiness and ability to back out of a 'Maybe'. RSVPs: Going, Not Going, Definite Maybe.
Your friends know you'll show up to the shindig, you just want them to beg you to come so you feel wanted. You were planning on going the whole time, but that's not how you operate. No, not you. The surprise party started at 8pm, but you know better and show up at 10pm and surprise THEM with your presence. Now that's thinking ahead.
You're the life of the party... whether you're there or you're not. You're a Definite Maybe.
Your friends know you'll show up to the shindig, you just want them to beg you to come so you feel wanted. You were planning on going the whole time, but that's not how you operate. No, not you. The surprise party started at 8pm, but you know better and show up at 10pm and surprise THEM with your presence. Now that's thinking ahead.
You're the life of the party... whether you're there or you're not. You're a Definite Maybe.
Rhett is a Definite Maybe for the party tonight. I definitely know he'll maybe be here. Classic Rhett.
Dude, don't make me beg. I know you want to go to the party, stop being such a Definite Maybe.
He didn't even show up for his own surprise party. A Definite Maybe through and through. What a legend.
Dude, don't make me beg. I know you want to go to the party, stop being such a Definite Maybe.
He didn't even show up for his own surprise party. A Definite Maybe through and through. What a legend.
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(Whilst watching a football game)
John: Brb, I gotta take a dump. *10 minutes later*
Henry: Dude wtf are you doing? You just missed Janet Jackson's boob!
John: Damn I can't shit!
Henry: Oh man, you must have a case of Faux Defecation
John: Brb, I gotta take a dump. *10 minutes later*
Henry: Dude wtf are you doing? You just missed Janet Jackson's boob!
John: Damn I can't shit!
Henry: Oh man, you must have a case of Faux Defecation
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PDD or Post Defqon Depression is a state of low mood and aversion to activity that can affect a person's thoughts, behaviour, feelings and physical well-being.
Experienced for weeks immediately after the annual Defqon 1 Festival, ravers who suffer PDD may be "coming down" and begin to feel sad, anxious, empty, helpless, worthless, guilty, irritable, restless, munted & scat.
Ravers may lose interest in activities that once were pleasurable, experience loss of appetite, problems concentrating, remembering details, making decisions; and may contemplate or attempt suicide.
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Experienced for weeks immediately after the annual Defqon 1 Festival, ravers who suffer PDD may be "coming down" and begin to feel sad, anxious, empty, helpless, worthless, guilty, irritable, restless, munted & scat.
Ravers may lose interest in activities that once were pleasurable, experience loss of appetite, problems concentrating, remembering details, making decisions; and may contemplate or attempt suicide.
For more help, search Facebook: PDD: Post Defqon Depression
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Girl: "I know, my Post Defqon Depression is almost unbearable".
Guy: "All I want is to be back at Defqon. FML..."
Girl: "I know, my Post Defqon Depression is almost unbearable".
Guy: "All I want is to be back at Defqon. FML..."
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Get the Definitions You Wrote. mug.Defwin is short for 'default win', used in both e-sports and normal sports tournaments to describe a win you got by default, if your opponent doesn't show up. It is the opposite of a 'deflose'.
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