Tool's drummer. A beastly dude who wields a pair of drumsticks and worships some trippy occult sacred geometry voodoo shit. He has greater drumming chops than John Bonham did at his best, he can drum better with his feet than anyone else can with their hands, and he's pretty much the man
by perfectsmirkle February 19, 2012

Only the sexiest man alive. With one cold stone stare he'll have you on your knees! To some boomers he is not sexy but to Gen Z he is the hottest guy around. He is able to destroy his enemies with one foul swoop of his Cobblepot cane.
by Purplepinkgamer November 30, 2019

The god of all men. Has the ability to kill all of his opponents with the singel swoop of his trash can.
He speaks for the trees and helps out Hercules. He is the new leader of this land, he is god almighty, he is Danny DeVito.
He speaks for the trees and helps out Hercules. He is the new leader of this land, he is god almighty, he is Danny DeVito.
by Skelecool July 19, 2018

The god himself. The lord and savior of the egg kingdom. The creator of all life known in the universe and beyond. A big religious icon in the world and especially in Hollywood.
by The_Egg_Slayer November 8, 2018

A YouTuber that does commentary videos. He is a former Viner. Also, Danny makes music and goes by the name Young Face because of his supposed young face. There is an inside joke between him and Drew Gooden (the YouTuber, not the bAsKeTbAlL player) that they are the same person but are actually not. They are also friends with Kurtis Conner.
I strongly urge you to become Greg for it is much better on the non evil side of the world.
If you aren't Greg, then you are considered Craig. All Craigs are evil whether they know of Greg or not. All Gregs are blood related. Unless you are in a relationship cause that's grOss.
To be truly Greg, you need to subscribe and turn on notifications to Danny Gonzalez.
Join the fastest growing army (don't look that up), Greg by copy/pasting the url below and following the instructions above!
youtube.com/user/ActualDannyGonzalez
I strongly urge you to become Greg for it is much better on the non evil side of the world.
If you aren't Greg, then you are considered Craig. All Craigs are evil whether they know of Greg or not. All Gregs are blood related. Unless you are in a relationship cause that's grOss.
To be truly Greg, you need to subscribe and turn on notifications to Danny Gonzalez.
Join the fastest growing army (don't look that up), Greg by copy/pasting the url below and following the instructions above!
youtube.com/user/ActualDannyGonzalez
Random Craig: Why do you have such a cool sweatshirt that says Greg on it?
Greg: Because bro, I subscribed to Danny Gonzalez and became Greg! It's so much better being Greg than a low-life Craig.
Newly found Greg: Wow! You were right! I love being Greg! Thanks, bro.
Greg: Because bro, I subscribed to Danny Gonzalez and became Greg! It's so much better being Greg than a low-life Craig.
Newly found Greg: Wow! You were right! I love being Greg! Thanks, bro.
by greg.the.cat December 2, 2019

Doing a Danny Monday is when you acquire something perfectly good and totally ruin it almost instantly.
This can be achieved by seizing engines, letting wiring set on fire, painting green, excessive lowering, leaving the bonnet open and driving, not putting coolant hoses on properly, painting red, being bald etc.
This can be achieved by seizing engines, letting wiring set on fire, painting green, excessive lowering, leaving the bonnet open and driving, not putting coolant hoses on properly, painting red, being bald etc.
by jxc12379564 January 21, 2012

by Danny The Microwave April 26, 2019
