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Dalton

A roided up dickhead. He’s a complete asshole who is a liar and only cares about himself. Smokes way too much weed and goes from one girl to another and likes to take advantage of them.”. he is freaky and a complete nerd with a big ego. dalton also claims he has a huge dick like that’s gonna make up for his awful personality. The best way to explain any person named “Dalton” is look up High School Douche-Bag.
Don’t be a “dalton”…
by Snoopy1557 December 16, 2024
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Daltoned

The point is to get a little bit stupid, but not too stupid. However, in doing so, you go past the point of being too stupid.
"Hey, let’s go out tonight for a nice steak dinner." (8 hours later) "The sun's coming up, and I’m drunk. I got Daltoned."
by Itsyaboi93 June 21, 2024
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Dalton Knecht

Number #4 on the Lakers, he can make every three pointer so you can't leave him open at any time. Some even put him right after Curry in the best-shooters conversation. He is the next Jordan for sure.
Oh no! Dalton Knecht is open with the ball, Lakers are definitely winning this game.
by thelebronjames23 June 5, 2025
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dalton earnest

That bro that was her supple infomercial
by Yup, the stephantisticular August 15, 2023
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dalton hamburger

when you eat a giant disk of molten steel and fucking die
"what happened to luke?"

"he ate the dalton hamburger and fucking died"
by osiris3330 September 3, 2023
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Dalton Gomez

A bottom f slur who fucked Ariana Grande and still decided to cheat on her.
Person1: "What makes you think Dalton Gomez is a cheater?"
Person2: “It explains it all in don’t wanna break up again in her new album.”
by honeymoon_sweetener April 5, 2024
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daltons dad

gone, poof, away, fucked off, /kill
that guy must have a daltons dad
by lego99df54 May 30, 2024
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