DadCold

A ManCold that’s even worse because children are involved.

My wife thinks it’s just a DadCold but I’m about to call 911.

by BustaHyman January 25, 2025

dafook

What the fuck.

Dafook is dat bitch wearing?

by DaHolmes January 29, 2025

Dadzone

When you get friendzoned by a single mom. She likes you, but as a dad, to her kids.

A: "Why is Tom picking up Sarah's kids from school and getting her groceries? Are they seeing each other"?
B: : "Nah, he got Dadzoned"

by NortonNecko June 14, 2025

dadcore

Fashion, music, or other things that the stereotypical suburban father would enjoy.

Dadcore Essentials:
Clothing:
White New Balance 624 sneakers (or similar chunky trainers)

Faded Levi’s jeans (straight-leg or boot-cut)

Graphic tees from hardware stores, breweries, or past vacations

Oversized polo shirts tucked into pants

Plaid short-sleeve button-downs

Windbreakers from the '90s

Tube socks pulled high

Baseball caps with logos for local businesses, sports teams, or national parks

Brown leather belts with silver buckles

“World’s Best Dad” shirts

Accessories / Gear:
Flip phones or outdated smartphones in belt holsters

Digital watches (e.g., Casio)

Fanny packs worn unironically

Oversized sunglasses with side shields

Clip-on sunglasses for prescription lenses

Bluetooth headsets

Wallets stuffed with receipts and coupons

Lifestyle & Hobbies:
Grilling with intense pride (especially with a propane grill)

Obsessively mowing the lawn and talking about it

Fixing things that don’t need fixing

Saying, “They don’t make ‘em like they used to”

Owning a shed full of tools, none labeled

Watching History Channel or documentaries about WWII

Playing classic rock or dad rock (e.g., Eagles, Springsteen)

Saying things like “Let’s rock and roll” before leaving the house

Being really into local weather patterns

by the random. July 8, 2025

Dadpool

A father like Ryan Reynolds who swears / curses a lot in front of children

He's such a Dadpool—cracking jokes and dropping F-bombs while trying to teach his kids about life!

by Emotional Cruiser July 26, 2025

Dadcompressing

When a dad sits in their parked car for 5 min before coming into the house after a long day or workday.

"What were you doing out there before coming in the house?" "I was dadcompressing."

by Random guy trying to educate July 30, 2025

dado

dado (you spell it as dado NOT Dado) is a PoI (person of interest) of the SCP foundation.
dado is known for their anomalous medicine, usually by working too well or by miscommunications.
Also worth noting is that dado has a hamster named "Robert mitchell" (I'm not joking)

hello yes this is dado and dado will write how 2 use dado in sentence yes
dado: hello? somebody text dado?
fine dado customer: ok dado i want pills like weaken pills
dado: loikjhgfcxsq
sry hamster on keyboard
yes dado can do that no shipping free because amazon prime
fine dado customer: k thanks dado u make the gud stuff!
dado: u trust dado

by 933 November 1, 2025