Double Daring It

1. The act of going about business in a randomly idiotic way.

2. The art of turning a mundane procedure into a challenging obstacle.

3. Instead of going about a task in a practical, sane or reasonable manner, one does things in a goofy, silly and ridiculous way.

Instead of reaching for the remote control with your hands or getting up to get it, try double daring it by using your feet or any object long enough to bring the remote closer to you.

Rather than bringing your cup closer to the water faucet, proceed by double daring it by getting the water into your cup by using your hands.

by Waldo Spanks May 23, 2010

Double Rods

Double birds. Extending two middle fingers. Used as a greeting by fans of Houston's KGOW 1560 AM.

Hey Sean & John, long-time listener, 1st-time caller. Double rods!

by stevo642 October 1, 2010

double standardised

In essence, a nicer term for someone who is a hypocrite, or is being hypocritical. Comes from 'double standards'.

I prefer the term "double standardised".

by hauntson September 23, 2010

double airbag

A double air bag is when your balls deep into 300+ pound women while driving and you fuck her so hard the airbag goes off crushing you between dirty seat and sweaty ass

Omg I got the best double airbag last night although now I have a funeral to go to

by Double airbag May 20, 2016

double nap

A double nap is when you have one nap. Wake up, move place, then nap again. Possibly the best thing to do on a lazy afternoon.

Hey mate, how was your afternoon?

Best ever. I had a double nap - one after the other!

by reedymetal May 9, 2011

Slunt Double

A girl that resembles another girl you have already had sex with.

Hey, that girl there looks like your ex Jessica? Yeah she a total slunt double.

by R8tr September 5, 2012

double bish

Two bishes who are dating and both having babies people also call them double bitches

Guy: Look at those hotties O_o
Guy 2: Not so hot when you know they double bishes
Guy: XD gay ass niggas

by Bitzboy September 4, 2016